The Legend Of The “Mikegliko Massacre”:
Around the time of Christ and as the Roman Empire Expanded to the north east of Italy, an entire legion of troops went missing in the night only to be found dead the next morning from wounds inflicted by their own weapons. It said that each of the men turned their swords on themself and the entire legion along with all of the commanders, committed mass suicide because the Mikegliko had stolen all of their happiness and distorted their reality so abhorrently that it destroyed their sanity and made death seem the only escape from their pain and misery.
Around the time of Christ and as the Roman Empire Expanded to the north east of Italy, an entire legion of troops went missing in the night only to be found dead the next morning from wounds inflicted by their own weapons. It said that each of the men turned their swords on themself and the entire legion along with all of the commanders, committed mass suicide because the Mikegliko had stolen all of their happiness and distorted their reality so abhorrently that it destroyed their sanity and made death seem the only escape from their pain and misery.
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