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valley bus massacre

When the Jewish school’s Valley bus and it’s occupants are ushered into the auditorium to get patted down and have their belongings searched through by faculty for drugs.
Remember when that guy got suspended for having a vape on him during the Valley bus massacre.
by netaiszooted July 5, 2023
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UNO massacre

getting absoultly embaressed in the game of uno.
did you hear about kballs getting destroyed in Uno" yah it was an Uno massacre
by WolfpackSAW May 16, 2011
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Mary Massacre

Mary Massacre is a very feared Creepypasta. She kills lots of people at once. She killed her whole mily and her whole class erning her her name. Her real name is a secret.
by Maryann Bell June 14, 2016
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Pikmin Massacre

Something that usually happens in Pikmin 2 or in water areas in any of the Pikmin games. It means to have all of your pikmin destroyed and disintegrated. If this happens, it usually results in a rage quit.
I was fighting Groovy Long Legs and it was a Pikmin Massacre.
by SparePizza47094 June 10, 2025
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Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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