Mikegliko Massacre

The Legend Of The “Mikegliko Massacre”:

Around the time of Christ and as the Roman Empire Expanded to the north east of Italy, an entire legion of troops went missing in the night only to be found dead the next morning from wounds inflicted by their own weapons. It said that each of the men turned their swords on themself and the entire legion along with all of the commanders, committed mass suicide because the Mikegliko had stolen all of their happiness and distorted their reality so abhorrently that it destroyed their sanity and made death seem the only escape from their pain and misery.

The tragedy at Jonestown is reminiscent of the Mikegliko Massacre…

by JacadeitUp August 2, 2021

Wall Street Massacre

A mass killing done by one person

The mosque shooting in New Zealand is an example of a Wall Street Massacre.

by YuOfTheNight October 12, 2020

Mary Massacre

Mary Massacre is a very feared Creepypasta. She kills lots of people at once. She killed her whole mily and her whole class erning her her name. Her real name is a secret.

I am Mary Massacre!

by Maryann Bell June 14, 2016

UNO massacre

getting absoultly embaressed in the game of uno.

did you hear about kballs getting destroyed in Uno" yah it was an Uno massacre

by WolfpackSAW May 16, 2011

Lucanamarca Massacre

Luke on a Marker Massacre.
Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.

Reminder for Rightists to cope.

Person 1: "Do you know what Dengites hate?"
Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Lucanamarca Massacre"
Person 2: "Trolled"

by Red1917 May 30, 2022

Pikmin Massacre

Something that usually happens in Pikmin 2 or in water areas in any of the Pikmin games. It means to have all of your pikmin destroyed and disintegrated. If this happens, it usually results in a rage quit.

I was fighting Groovy Long Legs and it was a Pikmin Massacre.

by SparePizza47094 June 10, 2025

Massacre, the New American Dream

All you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
A massacre, the new American dream
Fed lies since the day I was conceived
A bastard son, a rebel, now look at me
Went from homeless to your TV screen
How's this for the American dream?
Feed pills to society
Give you a gun, and now there's a killing spree
I've given up on America's racist agenda
I'm fucked up from prescriptions and antidepressants
Massacre
Generation Y
Generation why are we
Why are we so casual 'bout these casualties?
all you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
In every church, school, and synagogue
Virginia to Littleton, when will it stop?
Turn on the TV, a nightmare or dream?
On every station massacres all I see
Massacre
Generation Y
Generation why are we
Why are we so casual 'bout these casualties?

All you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
I've had enough of prescriptions and antidepressants
I've had enough of you giving your people some weapons
I've had enough of prescriptions and antidepressants
I've had enough of you giving your people some weapons
Giving your people some weapons
(Massacre)
Giving your people some weapons
of prescriptions and antidepressants
(I've had enough) of you giving your people some weapons
(I've had enough) of prescriptions and antidepressants
(I've had enough) of you giving your people some weapons
All you killers on your killing sprees
A massacre's the new American dream
all you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
A massacre, the new American dream, dream
A massacre, the new American dream

by WorseThanHitler March 2, 2025