by based-chad 892 October 6, 2021
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A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
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Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.
Reminder for Rightists to cope.
Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.
Reminder for Rightists to cope.
Person 1: "Do you know what Dengites hate?"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Lucanamarca Massacre"
Person 2: "Trolled"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Lucanamarca Massacre"
Person 2: "Trolled"
by Red1917 May 30, 2022
Get the Lucanamarca Massacre mug.Something that usually happens in Pikmin 2 or in water areas in any of the Pikmin games. It means to have all of your pikmin destroyed and disintegrated. If this happens, it usually results in a rage quit.
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