massive school massacre

caused by boredom becaus of blockage of games

every minute of everyday in school is massive school massacre

by joey lee bob December 1, 2010

Lexington Table Tennis Massacre

In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.

Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?

I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.

by dadboddev June 2, 2025

Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless

The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks

by ElliottLava November 12, 2025

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.

Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!

by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019

Wall Street Massacre

A mass killing done by one person

The mosque shooting in New Zealand is an example of a Wall Street Massacre.

by YuOfTheNight October 12, 2020

St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2014

Lucanamarca Massacre

Luke on a Marker Massacre.
Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.

Reminder for Rightists to cope.

Person 1: "Do you know what Dengites hate?"
Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Lucanamarca Massacre"
Person 2: "Trolled"

by Red1917 May 30, 2022