“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”
“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”
“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”
by delphiniumium April 25, 2023
by Fieryfury March 30, 2022
Dude! My oceanic escape last night was radical!
Bro! I can smell it from here! (at the safe distance of 6 feet apart)
Bro! I can smell it from here! (at the safe distance of 6 feet apart)
by poopyfartbitch April 11, 2020
Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 22, 2020
(noun): An immigrant who has escaped his country of birth to come to the United States to perform migrant worker tasks, usually landscaping and the like on a daily assignment basis.
Tommy picked up three land-escapers for $20 an hour from the Home Depot parking lot to help him uproot some trees in his backyard.
by Lazarus727 February 12, 2010
by Ereck Flowers November 25, 2018
the season where you listen to the song escapism. the season starts at the end of november and ends at the end of january.
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 29, 2023