Brakes

Emphasizes the sloppy aggressive nature of the coitous being had.

I fucked the brakes off of ole Jimbo.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

no brakes

Shart, that seemed like a trust worthy fart.

Dude, i was at work, tried to fart, and no brakes.

by Leo253 June 5, 2016

fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

by Lexiphile October 11, 2015

Tennessee air brakes

(Traditional) Large, floppy, low-hanging mudflaps on a semi/large truck that create a lot of wind resistance, on the irrational premise that they slow the truck down along with the standard air brakes on large trucks. Tennessee reference due to the majority of truckers being some degree of white male with a propensity for camouflage clothing and stickers like “USA Love It or Leave It.”

(Modern) Large, floppy, low-hanging pussy lips that might otherwise be referred to as ‘mudflaps’.

Wow, that semi’s mudflaps are big and flapping like crazy.

Yep... them’s some Tennessee air brakes raught there.

Dude... did you see Jolene from high school is dancing at the new strip club?
I did, but since having four kids she has some serious Tennessee air brake.

by Runmikeyrun December 23, 2020

Brake at flake

Four: it’s time for brake at flake!
Gelatin: *slap* ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE
Four: did I just get slapped by this wiry looking, 2 pixel wide, snaps like a twig, NOODLE ARM!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

:O cake at stake is starting
>:( ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend September 15, 2022

the brakes

An emergency situation

Where are the brakes on this crazy thing?

by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020