The Brakes of Damocles

When you intentionally install a set of faulty brakes in your friends car in an attempt to take their life.

I installed the brakes of Damocles in Sam's car.

by Quilyboi July 2, 2024

[Poose] Brake

To intentionally interfere with one's pursuit of poose.

Doug (pulling a belligerent Cale aside): Cale, you're looking pretty shitfaced and that chick you're about to hook up with has a hook for a hand. I'm gonna have to pull the poose brake here, man.

by FluidXchange October 6, 2008

alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

brake drake

When you sail around the world using a ski gear, a jet wash and a car tyre.

Brake drake across the ocean atlantique.

by plato! October 30, 2024

Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun

Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson

by Etymoholic August 13, 2023

Brakes

Emphasizes the sloppy aggressive nature of the coitous being had.

I fucked the brakes off of ole Jimbo.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020