the brakes

An emergency situation

Where are the brakes on this crazy thing?

by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019

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4 chrome brakes

100kg chromium oxide gold. You do the math.

My 4 chrome brakes could purchase a entire house if powderized and purified

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

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Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

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Sneaker-Brake

In the BMX community this is commonly the term used for using ones foot as a brake, usually the rear foot on the rear tire.
Sneaker-Brakes are typically only used in brakeless setups.

I always use my sneaker-brake to stop. My sneaker-brakes need replacing.

by JinxTheFluffyFox May 22, 2024

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During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.

Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

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