Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.

Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!

by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019

Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

Waffle Run

the act of running to a waffle joint after rowing training.

yo bois wanna go 4 a waffle run after rowing.

by Pillz 1999 November 17, 2016

waffle-maker

an appliance for making waffles

archie wants a waffle-maker

by pablum1 April 25, 2022

white waffle

A word that means a white Irish Man, often used negatively.

Look at that potato eating white waffle

by White Waffle June 4, 2024

Poverty Waffle

When you put a hotdog bun in a waffle iron and pour syrup all over it

Look just because you grew up with a little bit of money and never had to eat a poverty waffle doesn’t make you better than me

by CrackrockBlackmagic February 25, 2019

Waffle nutter

One who cums in/ on a waffle iron

Tims a freaking waffle nutter??!!

by Alfa bravo team December 14, 2016