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Magic Underwear Jokes 

The quickest thing to piss of a Jello Eating Bunny aka Latter Day Saint is make a really degrading joke about their temple undergarments or call The Book of Mormon alternate history fanfiction of the King James Version of the Bible. Also imply that Joseph Smith was a womanizing con man who married his women to keep his sex life in check. They really hate when one attributes their doctrine to rodents copulating (as this one is a favorite barb.) There's my critic of religion status confirmed.
"I don't believe that my boxer briefs are magical, as in you mean to tell me you never cut a greasy fart in those magic underwear and leave a skidmark." My retort when I caught the webmaster mocking my most personal project as an editor as the cover was the second time I saw fan-art -- the artist was my breakout from Issue 3 and came to Issue Five as he was the cover artist for the first time.

My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.

the cutest thing since X-men underwear 

J.M, Ky Kiske, Eminem and the Lee twins... Seriously though, it's used to describe something/someone that is extremely cute.
Awwwwww....look at the baby ducks! They're the cutest things since X-men underwear!

painting underwear 

let's go paintundewear tonight!
painting underwear by Eloisy April 19, 2003

Soggy Underwear 

When you take a bath with your cousins, and your mother makes you keep your underwear on, so she doesn't have to explain why you have different parts, and so you make a fun game out of it.
hey do you guys wanna play soggy underwear

Yayyyy!
Soggy Underwear by Ldog103 October 13, 2011

hot_pink_underwear 

A person who talks way too much.
Not many people like her because she never has anything important to say.
That hot_pink_underwear bitch is such a hoe.
hot_pink_underwear by billerz? December 12, 2008

Frederiks Underwear 

Frederiks underwear is am ist in Viborg, the legend rennnnnnn keeps them safe, no-one will fucking touch it, you understand me? u little shit
Frederiks underwear is in Viborg
Frederiks Underwear by Stonilover September 4, 2019