angry window

When one is having intercourse with his girlfriend in the proverbial "doggy style" position an you quickly switch out with your buddy, then run outside an wave at you girlfriend.

Bro my girlfriend broke up with me. I don't know why she was so pissed. I only angry windowed her.

by gun_run August 25, 2013

Angry Rubber

When a girl you love kisses another man out of spite just to make you cry, piss you off, and waste your time. Usually out of some rash decision, but you feel the pain. Maybe it's to hurt you maybe it isn't, but she still does better than you afterward so you hate life. You have to just work harder with no motivation, rubber is a hard thing to destroy it makes you angry.

"Like fuck I hate this angry rubber." "Now all i am is a lonely angry rubber." "How did I ever waste so much time on being and lonely angry rubber."

by AllINeedAreJedi March 5, 2018

Angry Wank

Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.

This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.

by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023

Angry

Happy asf

That old is so angry she just gave me a billion bucks.

by BrickyardPro November 25, 2024

An Angry Crumb

The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.

Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"

by MonkBear April 28, 2023

Angry finger

The finger of hate

Kelly hates the finger as she just frowned when showed it now it’s know as the angry finger

by anonymous February 19, 2023

Angry Kitty

The equivalent of "Blue Balls," but for women. When a woman is sexually aroused but never orgasms. This happens all the time to woman because men only care about their quick nut.

He gave me angry kitty.

by emlaflower March 31, 2023