Angry flamingo

Where you handcuff a girl, eat her out, the kick one of her shins in so she stands on one leg with her hands behind her back, causing her to look like an angry flamingo

Yo, Just gave your sister an angry flamingo, that’s why she is limping

by Damp_Penguin December 22, 2019

Angry Jo Jo

When a person is really angry and they decide to charge like a rhino head down toward the source of their anger.

Origin: In the Keri Hilson song Knock You Down KanYe West says "Now I'm mad real mad Joe Jackson"

Guy one: Dude, I pissed off that kid so much he did the Angry Jo Jo.

by MattPorter December 12, 2010

Angry LeBron

When your penis is so small and their nostrils are so large you can fully insert your penis in their nostril, blow a load in their sinus cavity and it comes out the other nostril

I gave my girlfriend an Angry LeBron last night

by Bumpy April 23, 2021

angry goblins

When you've been eating ruffage or nuts and your poop comes flying out of you in splattering little chucks that splash not only the seat but your butt cheecks as well!
These are angry goblins.

Help sweetheart! Baby wipes needed again. I've got a serious case of the angry goblins!

by anonymous September 23, 2021

Angry Ass

Angry ass is passing very nasty farts.

That dog has angry ass .

by Ebil B February 22, 2018

Angry Chair

Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah

Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey

Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy

Angry Chair

by Death Menace June 27, 2023

Angry Hitchhiker

When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away

When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker

by The International Meatpickle November 20, 2018