Jordan Victor Reed

Would flirt with a piece of paper if it moved.

Girl: Dammnnn.. look at him..
Girl 2: Yeah but he is such a Jordan Victor Reed.

by Fatty McFatt Fatt April 22, 2011

Jordan Russ

A girl that is amazing DUH

omg jordan russ is AMAZING

by Jordan fishstickz January 20, 2021

Jordan 1s

Shoes by Michael Jordan (Basketball player) That are extremely popular these days. Known to literally make your foot bleed, says Jordan himself. He wore it to a game and his foot was so bloody. But their super cold and really nice to wear

"Did you see Michael Jordan after he wore those Jordan 1s
"Lol yeah his feet were red

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom April 28, 2023

jordan Stewie

a guy who is a rapist and likes to use other girls and fuck them in the closet

Jordan Stewie likes to use Maia everyday !

by all doo March 9, 2011

Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.

Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!

by Hi 4359 = Jordan July 6, 2022

Jordan Hannah

No one likes her.

This person's as dumb as Jordan Hannah

by Jesus Christ is my neighbor February 20, 2019

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 20, 2020