Ah interesting

The professional, “I can’t tell it like it is” way of saying - “you’re a fucking moron and what you’re doing is some of the dumbest shit I have heard this decade”

“I used scotch brite pads for a sealing surface on a motor”
“Ah interesting”

by Jtofjpn March 9, 2019

Interesting

(adj) 1. Capable of holding one's attention; 2. Arousing a feeling of interest; 3. Oh god oh god, we're all gonna die

"this landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
"Define interesting."
"Oh god oh god, we're all gonna die?"
"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we might experience some slight turbulence and then... explode."

by Biggest Banana January 5, 2021

cunt pounding interest

when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.

Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".

by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025

Interesting Cat

Like strange cat but better.

An interesting cat is weird and cool all at the same time.

Wow he's such an interesting cat

by goat888888 August 17, 2021

Open Interest

its when a girl uncrosses her legs

Don't call me or put me down unless we have sufficient open interest.

by zebra_2011 February 27, 2011

Ebola-Interesting

adj. Used to describe anything that is typically horrifying and/or potentially life-threatening in nature, yet also oddly appealing as it is not an everyday occurrence.

girl #1: My former b-frond got the hiv from some slag in cracktown.
girl #2: Huh...well that's ebola-interesting. Think he'll die?
girl #1: Hopefully, the rat bastard.

by rtg1996 March 3, 2009

conflict of interest

An unfair-to-the-customer motivation that money-hungry banks have to maintain someone's having to make payments on a loan for as long as possible.

I borrowed a thousand dollars from a local credit-union so that I could pay some local tradespeople to perform much-needed repairs on my home and vehicle. But then as it turned out, these "over-booked with repair-jobs" folks were not able to get to my repairs as soon as they'd expected, and so I didn't need the loaned money nearly so soon as I'd thought I would; I realized that I'd likely be able to pay the carpenters and mechanics "on my own" just with extra-frugality-saved funds over the next few months. So I merely returned the thousand dollars to the credit union within just two or three months after I'd taken out the loan; the clerk seemed none to pleased, since they'd only made about 22 bucks extra in the deal, instead of maybe close to a hundred if I'd taken a year to pay it all back, the way they had expected me to. Guess there was a little conflict of interest there.

by QuacksO November 24, 2019