canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023

Fruit Canal

A gay man’s asshole…

Let me see your fruit canal.

by Djsoftserve July 10, 2024

Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018

North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.

Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.

by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024

Salty Canal

Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!

by Iloveturtlesjustbecause August 14, 2016

Canal

The Canal, a genuine art in white trash neighborhoods. It is the process of placing a bottle of water inside of the anus, allowing the bottle to completely empty. Afterwards, you proceed to have sloshy anal sex.

Jim: "Man remember that girl I met in the trailer park last week?"

Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"

Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."

Steve "Dude...."

by Mindless TV June 6, 2018

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr June 5, 2018