National Ginger Awareness Day 

the 22nd of Febuary
a day when Gingers are celebrated and rejoiced by people of all hair colors
when those special people among us can walk with their ginger heads held high

it has recently come to the publics attention that the ginger hair colour is becoming extinct!!
it is being bred out of our society! dont let this happen

usually celebrated with a selection of slogans on stickers
slogans such as
: keep the fire burning
be aware, gingers are there
Ginger rangers
ginger and proud
Ginger Power

originated at ryedale school

e.g. A: hey guess what day it is tomoroww
B: errr your birthday?
A: no! its National ginger awareness day silly!

e.g A: happy ginger Awareness day

National Ginger Awareness Day by click-click-BANGBANG March 5, 2008

Shituational Awareness 

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

Shituational Awareness by matt300 August 12, 2007

MTV Music Awards 

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.

Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.

MTV Music Awards by rock fan August 18, 2003

Nagging Self-Awareness 

The little voice in the back of your head that warns when something could end poorly for you. Commonly confused with the conscience. A Nagging Self-Awareness is different from a conscience in the sense that, while a conscience generally stops one from doing something that could harm, or hinder everyone involved, a Nagging Self-Awareness tends only to speak up when it's owner in particular stands to lose something from the deal.

"Ol' Frank always did have a talent for ignoring his Nagging Self-Awareness."

Nagging Self-Awareness by WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER May 7, 2008

Asare 

He has a very wonderful personality loves cuddles and Anime. He’s always thinking of others and he is great in the bed. If you dated someone like him he’d make you the happiest person on the planet.

Person 1: Have you seen Asare.

Person 2: Yeah Isn’t he just amazing.

Asare by Zip Zap November 5, 2019

jackass award 

an award passed around a group of friends for the person who made a huge ass out of themselves.

"jill got the jackass award last night"

jackass award by jilldo December 27, 2003

Lifetime Achievement Award 

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

Lifetime Achievement Award by DancingKali April 9, 2011