When you question, awaken from or reject the current reality that is presented to you for the real reality waiting on the other side of the door.
by TIMMY, timmy. June 28, 2024

When a man who has just used his Civil War Rizz has an affect afterward that causes him to have a Deep Dark Sleep for 8 and a 1/2 nights in a row and then shoves a Fredrick’s Dove (Fredrickas Dovinson) up his ass crack all the way to his cranium causing The Fredricks Affect
by Monke68 February 15, 2023

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.
Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!
by kurvature July 21, 2023

Noun
That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.
That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.
by xesyag August 31, 2025

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

The sid affect is the affect of when you(the cassie of the real world) found you “sid “ it never words out in the end but you’re unbearably in love through and within it.
by jajajjajaj February 6, 2023

Dangling happiness in front of somebody until they've been caught in the icy jaws of marriage and are absorbed into one being like angler fish.
A: Have you heard from Rowland lately?
B: No he's been caught by the angler affect, he's gone forever.
B: No he's been caught by the angler affect, he's gone forever.
by TherealDLimb December 11, 2016
