permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

The Mari Affect

The affect Amarion has on people to make them lose focus or forget thoughts by the sight of him or the sound of his voice

Friend 1: Girl what were u sayin
*see Amarion*
Friend 2: ummm idk
Friend 1: what u was just talking two seconds ago
Friend 2: ik but The Mari Affect

by urban62555674 December 4, 2023

terry affect

when someone talks to terry for to long they pick up terrys typing habbits

“he said cackled he has the terry affect”

by RAAAHH February 16, 2023

5G affection

The highest bandwidth affection. 5G affection TLC = telecommunications, love and caring.

I want 5G affection or none at all.

by 5gaff October 18, 2022

The Chippy affect

When one improves and does significantly better when in the presence of “chippy”
Similar to the Jordan Poole affect

You went off today, must of been the chippy affect.

by Brucearchives March 18, 2024

Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid

Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021

Sink Affective Disorder

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.

Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!

by kurvature July 21, 2023