Stinky Umbrella

When you are you so fat you’re stomach creates a “umbrella” keeping your under carriage bone dry while showing

That girl Cassidy’s boyfriend has a STINKY UMBRELLA

by Linden&James February 8, 2025

Umbrella tetris

The activity in which you are carrying an umbrella and walking with or towards others who have umbrellas and you attempt to pass each other without your umbrellas hitting each other by moving the umbrellas so that there is room between them all.

"We were playing umbrella tetris all the way to work with those guys."

by Z... September 13, 2011

umbrella rack

immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up

i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.

She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.

by Cole rivers January 23, 2025

Visionary Umbrella

Seeing it from the eyes of someone else or you're being affected by someone else's preferences and dislikes without even realizing it.

1) Many Germans were under Hitler's visionary umbrella.
2) My friend Rachel used to enjoy drama films, but now that she is under her boyfriend's visionary umbrella, she doesn't even think about them.

by Water Candle May 4, 2021

umbrella

umbrella handles

damn nice umbrella

by yourlocalgp February 9, 2022

white umbrella

when you or another individual cums so hard it makes a shower of cum in the shape of an umbrella

"Bro I was in my bedroom wanking it and I ended up making a white umbrella!"

by FishWatermelonRage December 7, 2023