umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth

I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch

by gracious fallacious January 09, 2023

the "gay umbrella,,

non men loving non men. not an umbrella term for you other lgbtq fckers. "omg i'm so gay,,-a bi/pan/omni/poly/ace/etc person. no tf ur not. ur QUEER not gay. no ur not half gay or half lesbian. "it's always been an umbrella term,, yeah so fcking change it dumbass. if you ain't gay and talk over this su. bi has been used as an umbrella term too but it doesn't mean it is dumb fck. it makes ppl uncomfortable. "i'd rather say i'm gay than say i'm pan,, ur such a looser sck my dck uneducated fck.

"you do not come under the "gay umbrella,,. there is no such thing!,,

by chuyashole July 16, 2021

backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019

Nutella umbrella

When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean

Amy was such a freak the let me giver a nutella umbrella

by Psycodelics February 15, 2020

beach umbrellas

Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them

Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"

by Hhahahahaha0101 June 13, 2015

Stinky Umbrella

When you are you so fat you’re stomach creates a “umbrella” keeping your under carriage bone dry while showing

That girl Cassidy’s boyfriend has a STINKY UMBRELLA

by Linden&James February 09, 2025

Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.

My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.

by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017