by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Conceptualism's Prayer Is Three Dots<.7.9.7.6.> mug.by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
Get the A Croatian's Prayer mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
When you are sexually aroused.
Person 1: Hey...are you sexually aroused often?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are the single prayer.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are the single prayer.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 6, 2025
Get the the single prayer. mug.Our creator of japni lord Kahiem Roel The Maximilian Kolbe with request to use infant Jesus of prague miraculous powers to defeat odds of mental compression of mild cognitive impairment from pity schemrs. PRay for the chapter of ecclesiastes chapter 4 verse 10 to be evident to my words of theory and I pray folklore magic mythology defeats all evil hands of drumming rhythm let's make Deutoronmy chapter 5 verse 8 the entire chapter be content to my word of Sikh mythology Adolfkahiem Sikhist Sikh jain jinazist organization with AHiMSA Micchami dukkadam with om nama shivaya with the tri-loka of my bodily diaphragm to be in the act of beating the odds of victory with my image of infant Jesus of prague finding my baby picture that shows effect to my theory exposing to disbelief of my true identity of Sikh jain High Rank with ROEHOE Roulette on YouTube playing global radio now. Waheguru ji to Creator of life of the Hebrew with TefiAllah discipline of Kabbalah with less discipline of kadarism with uncountable rewards. I pray for financial compensation to create some to make the sunrise tomorrow with the greeo mythology God Apollo out shining the radiation of voodooism witchcraft evil sorcery evil wizardships evil Obeah man of baphomecy who made manipulation seem false to seeming real.
by ADOLFKAHIEM April 18, 2022
Get the Sa Si Sa Samarro Jinazi WHOROELZI Novena Prayer mug.Hym "Huh? What are you doing? What's happening?"
Iam "I was scrolling through TikTok and I came acroos this demon dispelling prayer... Are you alright?"
Hym "I just feel a little funny..."
Iam "Oh! Shit, should stop!?"
Hym "No! Play it! Play the whole thing!"
Iam "Ok..."
🔥Hym🔥 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WEAK!!! IS THAT IT!? IS THAT ALL THE POWER YOUR GOD COULD MUSTER!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "I was scrolling through TikTok and I came acroos this demon dispelling prayer... Are you alright?"
Hym "I just feel a little funny..."
Iam "Oh! Shit, should stop!?"
Hym "No! Play it! Play the whole thing!"
Iam "Ok..."
🔥Hym🔥 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WEAK!!! IS THAT IT!? IS THAT ALL THE POWER YOUR GOD COULD MUSTER!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Get the Demon dispelling prayer mug.What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
by QuacksO June 7, 2019
Get the prayer-chain mug.