Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.

Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg

by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019

9:30 Scramble

Makin' a fat egg scramble when the boys need a big meal at 9:30pm

*takes bong rip*
man it's time for a 9:30 scramble

by TheBoys1492 June 17, 2018

Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.

That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018

Chicken Scrambles

A Southern Indianian delicacy consisting of scrambled eggs and chicken (usually fried).

"Maaaa!!! Fix me up some scrambles!"
"I hope they done do chicken scrambles the same way my mama done did it"
"Christian sure loves his chicken scrambles"

by Trump4Prez September 11, 2016

scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.

Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"

by LickDickRick January 31, 2018