When a trans girl shoves an egg up her ass and walks up the road before squatting down and “laying” the egg on the sidewalk.
“God, Lilith did an Albemarle Scramble yesterday while we were walking to dollar tree and it was serving up queen energy.”
by Axys Miller December 28, 2023
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Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s. --by Victor Martin Soriano (Ilonggo Icon) Just like how LV stands for Lopez-Vito not Louis Vuitton
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s. --by Victor Martin Soriano (Ilonggo Icon) Just like how LV stands for Lopez-Vito not Louis Vuitton
AI Overview
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s.
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s.
by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 02, 2025
Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.
While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.
by QuacksO February 27, 2019
Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
by BigMayMay August 04, 2024
When 5 or more men fit their Kongo rock into a tight pussy and the woman falls into a deep sleep . When they wake up they are surrounded by 5 Mandingos who slap her silly , she falls on the floor and can’t move .
Hey bro what happened to that girl we fucked ?
She was a scrambling sket after we were done with her
She was a scrambling sket after we were done with her
by FreddieMFC June 24, 2019
To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.
by LickDickRick January 31, 2018