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favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
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pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.
That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble
by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018
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Scrambling sket

When 5 or more men fit their Kongo rock into a tight pussy and the woman falls into a deep sleep . When they wake up they are surrounded by 5 Mandingos who slap her silly , she falls on the floor and can’t move .
Hey bro what happened to that girl we fucked ?
She was a scrambling sket after we were done with her
by FreddieMFC June 24, 2019
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Scrambled

Cocky or arrogant. Over confident in ones one own abilities, status, or ego.
Joe, stop being scrambled. You are handsome but not that handsome.
by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019
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Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.
Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg
by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019
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Chicken Scrambles

A Southern Indianian delicacy consisting of scrambled eggs and chicken (usually fried).
"Maaaa!!! Fix me up some scrambles!"
"I hope they done do chicken scrambles the same way my mama done did it"
"Christian sure loves his chicken scrambles"
by Trump4Prez September 11, 2016
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scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.
Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"
by LickDickRick January 31, 2018
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