Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
by Flaagens March 6, 2014
Get the Reverse Scrambled Eggmug. by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019
Get the Scrambledmug. Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
Get the scrambled assholemug. If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
by BigMayMay August 4, 2024
Get the Scrambled Pornmug. by jays0.__ January 30, 2023
Get the you scramblingmug. A type of signalized intersection where pedestrians get the walk signal or pedestrian green light in all directions, while vehicular traffic gets a red light. Going on red is not permitted at these intersections, even RTOR and LTOR are not allowed.
by ec4u2c_studioz August 10, 2025
Get the pedestrian scramblemug. girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
Get the scrambled my yolkmug.