lawyer school

no more law school, lawyer school is the next best thing. Just for lawyers nothing else.

mother: have a nice day at law school! child: no mother, it's better that law school. it's lawyer school!!

by iizzziiee April 22, 2022

lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023

Lawyer

A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.

Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”

*bills client $23k per hour*

by Cyptor January 31, 2022

Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023

A Lawyer's Grief

Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!

Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

dutch lawyer

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.

That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.

by WalenskiWalenski May 21, 2018

The Lawyer Friend

That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.

"bro your honestley the Lawyer friend in this friend group."

by Skully_Kalish June 1, 2023