Braydon Holmes

Braydon Holmes is the big dawg

Person 1: "Have you talked to Braydon Holmes? He helped me with my homework."
Person 2: "Yeah he's literally the big dawg!"

by Nootmare April 5, 2025

Holm Girl

A Holm Girl is a delusional girl (seriously delusional) who practically falls in love with abusers and has unresolved trauma from family causing the brain to have thoughts about incest with family members without realizing its actually bad. Holm Girl comes from the disorder Stockholm Syndrome which is present in *those* girls. Oh and they also fetishize gay men

“Hey dude, Emma has been acting really weird, she likes Jack who beats his girlfriends all the time”
“She’s a holm girl, you can’t fix her”

by klemen’s tine December 18, 2023

T.J. Holmes

To put your penis into something.

I totally T.J. Holmes’d that new bitch in the office.

We can’t trust Sonny after he TJ Holmes our coffee pot, we had to de-contaminate and throw away that pot.

by Johna Dakhra January 22, 2023

Dr. Holmes

A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.

“They call me Dr. Holmes...”

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018

Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.

is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.

by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023

Ms holmes

Warden at loch raven high school. Want’s to ruin everyone’s day. Can we just have a principal who cares about the students needs and wants unlike her. It would be a better school without her so please resign.

P.s. i’m stupid

Derp: lol
Derp: Ms Holmes needs to resign
Derp: agreed

by Lochravensuckslol April 7, 2019

Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.

For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.

by Shad November 22, 2021