Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.
Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.
by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025
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Eamon Holmes

Eamon Holmes.
Eamon Holmes.
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Eamon Holmes

Eamon Holmes?
Eamon Holmes?
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Connor Holmes

An being of absolute perfection who is known to bring blessings upon others. He has been seen in many forms but his most powerful one is a ginger man of about 5,10 in height. This form brings about prosperity to his generation.
Our lord and saviour Connor Holmes has arrived!
by Aftonator March 06, 2022
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montel holmes

Tall african american male. With a tremendously small testical sack. Usually hangs around over weight white females. Hes a over all gentleman if i say so myself.
Montel holmes is a incredible man. Strong dark an ugly.
by Big dog willie james January 11, 2018
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Holm

A stupid bitch who thinks he is cool but smokes all the time and does dumb shit. often used as a insult since how awful of a person he is. his ego is time higher then his height
friend: oh my god you are so holm
me: i am deeply insulted
by forkieeee December 07, 2023
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Isaiah Holmes

A true jew, the only one that frigs jillo
by nogger696969 November 14, 2016
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