Jenna Holmes

Jenna has a big cock and pleases all women sexually

you see them over there, that's Jenna Holmes

by spencershorts August 20, 2020

Holmes and Narver

Having a very long penis but very small testicles.

Seeing that guy in his banana hammock confirmed that he had a Holmes and Narver.

by Julian Ledesma December 26, 2007

Holmes

Same word as homes but spelled different.

Ayo Homes, how many Holmes are you going to invest in?

Aye Homes! We live in Holmes, NOT Homes…..

by Chief Moskeesha November 29, 2021

Isaiah Holmes

A true jew, the only one that frigs jillo

Grean: That's so isaiah holmes of you

by nogger696969 November 13, 2016

Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.

is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.

by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023

Ms holmes

Warden at loch raven high school. Want’s to ruin everyone’s day. Can we just have a principal who cares about the students needs and wants unlike her. It would be a better school without her so please resign.

P.s. i’m stupid

Derp: lol
Derp: Ms Holmes needs to resign
Derp: agreed

by Lochravensuckslol April 7, 2019

Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.

For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.

by Shad November 22, 2021