little phone

The code word for little penis used in english class.

I have such a little phone compared to Olivias' big phone!

by Patrick star jr. April 22, 2016

Phone

A mind-control device. When used frequently it can destroy your eyes.

I played games on my phone until I resembled a goggle-eyed monster.

by CrazyGurl1589 May 26, 2021

old phone

the cock of an old man

teen girl sucks oma old phone

by txike April 3, 2018

Immigrant Phone

An older-model mobile phone that has been unlocked and is usually on a pay-as-you-go contract. So called because it can be used by transient people who don't have enough documents to be eligible for a contract.

"Wow, look at that ancient phone. Who uses one of those these days?"
"It's an immigrant phone, what do you expect?"

by Finger Jokey September 19, 2012

Phantom Phone Pain

Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.

While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.

by CamyB June 1, 2011

Phone Suicide

You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone

q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"

by MrMaul10 October 17, 2021

Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"

by defineer February 23, 2023