phone leash

When a person such as a parent or significant other uses their cell phone to keep tabs on you or to control your movements.

Dude, every time your girlfriend calls, you end up having to leave. When are you going to break that phone leash she has on you and hang out with your boys?

by Hotdog876 November 19, 2010

Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!

FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.

by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017

Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"

by defineer February 23, 2023

Phone afterglow

What follows a satisfying session of phone sex

Despite being thousands of miles apart, Sam and Jo treasured the time they spent in phone afterglow, gazing into their screens as though they were face to face.

by smendler March 13, 2018

Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server

A discord server ran by Minuteman (very short) and Goldy (likes crystals).
Regularly runs Gartic Phone events.

Hey man, are you joining the gartic event in Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server later tonight?
No way man! Cris is there!

by retekt August 3, 2024

wheres my phone conversation

When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.

I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.

by anonymous June 29, 2021

Russian Phone booth

When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.

I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025