Jack, Talk, and Devour technic

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.

"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."

by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018

Technicals

Technicals is a really cool YouTuber from Las Vegas, Nevada, who's like an online Detective. He would later gain notoriety for his series of YouTube videos covering the misconduct allegations within the competitive Smash community from 2020 and onwards. His first video to get traction is a video on ESAM in 2020 for being the biggest hypocrite in the Smash Community. He would also be falsely accused by Dark Wizzy of committing sexual harrasment over ESAM's fiance. May the community that doesn't take showers be exposed.

Did you see that new Technicals video on that Pro Smash Bros. Player?

by Rural Encyclopedia May 27, 2025

York Technical College

Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.

This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.

Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'

You: So what are you up to?

Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?

You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.

Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?

You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.

Old high school acquaintance: riiight...

You: Well I gotta go write a paper.

Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?

You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V

by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012

Technical Drip

Somebody who goes out of their way to correct or point out errors in every detail from spelling, grammar or language error.

Ross corrected his teacher for a small mistake she made. What a technical drip!

by David Dunnington January 19, 2009

Don Bosco Technical Collage

One of the worst and best schools in the whole of the Philippines

Alhambra: Don Bosco Technical Collage fucking sucks
Lorenzo: No dumbass

by JERICKCANSUCKMYASSHOLE10020069 March 6, 2023

Technical

Artificial, fabricated, made up, fake. Exact translation from urban Greek with English ending.

"you can't handle a man of my superior strength, I've been rocking for years" - " I didn't have you for technical"

by El. D March 9, 2021

Camden County Technical School

A high school in South Jersey with tons of different specialties. There may not be football, but there’s cooler stuff like their awesome robotics team, a swim team, etc. Great diversity. Also more commonly called CCTS by those in the area.

Stacy: Hey, Alex! Guess what?
Alex: What?
Stacy: I got into Camden County Technical School (CCTS)!
Alex: Seriously? They have a pool, but like there’s no football team.
Stacy: Alex, if you like football, you’re a bum. (These are Stacy’s words not mine)

by quandale dingle lore June 20, 2022