Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.
This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.
Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.
This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.
Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
You: So what are you up to?
Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.
Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?
You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
Old high school acquaintance: riiight...
You: Well I gotta go write a paper.
Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?
You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.
Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?
You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
Old high school acquaintance: riiight...
You: Well I gotta go write a paper.
Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?
You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012
Get the York Technical Collegemug. When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018
Get the Jack, Talk, and Devour technicmug. Technicals is a really cool YouTuber from Las Vegas, Nevada, who's like an online Detective. He would later gain notoriety for his series of YouTube videos covering the misconduct allegations within the competitive Smash community from 2020 and onwards. His first video to get traction is a video on ESAM in 2020 for being the biggest hypocrite in the Smash Community. He would also be falsely accused by Dark Wizzy of committing sexual harrasment over ESAM's fiance. May the community that doesn't take showers be exposed.
by Rural Encyclopedia May 27, 2025
Get the Technicalsmug. by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010
Get the Technical Laryngitismug. A high school in South Jersey with tons of different specialties. There may not be football, but there’s cooler stuff like their awesome robotics team, a swim team, etc. Great diversity. Also more commonly called CCTS by those in the area.
Stacy: Hey, Alex! Guess what?
Alex: What?
Stacy: I got into Camden County Technical School (CCTS)!
Alex: Seriously? They have a pool, but like there’s no football team.
Stacy: Alex, if you like football, you’re a bum. (These are Stacy’s words not mine)
Alex: What?
Stacy: I got into Camden County Technical School (CCTS)!
Alex: Seriously? They have a pool, but like there’s no football team.
Stacy: Alex, if you like football, you’re a bum. (These are Stacy’s words not mine)
by quandale dingle lore June 20, 2022
Get the Camden County Technical Schoolmug. Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
Get the Technically I didn't, But Literally You Aremug. One of the best universities in Czech Republic, you know the country where Beer is cheaper than water. It is currently 454th best university in the world according to the QS world rankings. While it is good academically (Mostly) it is shit in social life at least in FIT (Faculty of Information Technology). When you are in CTU say goodbye to your social life because it is going to be filled in lessons and trust me they won't look you in the eye when you failed the semester. Especially in FIT. If you are in FIT you are pretty much fucked.
-Hey, Where do you study?
-Czech Technical University in Prague.
-Which Faculty?
-Faculty of Information Technology.
-Oh so you have no life and you are pretty much fucked, great.
-Czech Technical University in Prague.
-Which Faculty?
-Faculty of Information Technology.
-Oh so you have no life and you are pretty much fucked, great.
by Iron1984 May 21, 2024
Get the Czech Technical University in Praguemug.