Technics

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A well known brand of turntables made by Panasonic as Technics. SL-1200MK2s are very popular among DJs for their reliablity in the field.

Them decks up there on my setup are Technics

Technics by dj scrizzle July 7, 2003

abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

abundance relief technician by Necryn July 16, 2020

technicidal rage

A feeling of anguish and animosity caused by a malfunction or error encountered while dealing with modern technological devices, most commonly a computer.

Jack was filled with technicidal rage as he brought down the Almighty Hammer of Justice upon his screen-frozen iMac, bringing it to a messy demise.

technicidal rage by JD_man January 5, 2009

underwater porcelain technician 

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)

JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.

underwater porcelain technician by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008

Technicalidocious 

adj. Descriptive term for a book, article or spoken phrase that, while brilliant, is so ridiculously technical as to appear non-nonsensical to the general populace.

Norman totally lost me when he was describing how to fix the server. Smart guy, but he tends to get
a bit technicalidocious.

Technicalidocious by Tagz March 24, 2010

Work avoidance technician 

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self

Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.

Work avoidance technician by Uncow March 23, 2011

technicolour yawn 

the act of vomiting, or vomit

I did a technicolour yawn after that party on Saturday.

technicolour yawn by Dunky Oggins October 24, 2003