One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you! by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008

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Puppets Doing Karate

It's that thing of when someone calls Miss Piggy fat, and she goes "Hiiii YA!"

New York's hottest club is OUNCE. Located in the middle of the East River, this place has everything: Cholos, puke-people, a sheepdog that looks like Bruce Valance, and an entire room of puppets doing karate.

Puppets Doing Karate by mmx35 March 1, 2011

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Bedroom Karate

A modern form of the martial art that involves earning belts through sleeping with people from various backgrounds and cultures.

White Belt - Caucasian
Yellow Belt - Asian
Black Belt with a white stripe - African- American girl with Caucasian tendencies

Steve: So glad you made me go to that party last night, finally hooked up with Cindy Lee, got that yellow belt! Master sensei!!

Mike: Textbook Bedroom Karate execution! Better put a white stripe on that, she's got tendencies for sure!

Bedroom Karate by motherlover213 November 24, 2013

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Underwear Karate

This is when you are either feeling tired, are stoned, or are just feeling like doing "karate". This is a very broad term that can be used for anything ranging from a kid who thinks they are doing karate well saying a bunch of "hi-ya" this and "hi-ya" that until they eventually hurt somebody and their parent tells them to stop, to a professional karate master just feeling like doing karate in the hallway on their way to get coffee.

I saw my brother doing underwear karate in his room through a crack in his door.

Underwear Karate by DarthBesork May 18, 2021

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