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disaster

Use word for when something goes wrong or you have to do something you don't want to do
"There's school tomorrow"
"Disaster"
by Stardium March 4, 2024
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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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disaster

The Oilers can't even break out of their zone vs the Panthers, this team's a disaster

Edmonton needs goaltending and defence asap cuz this teams an absolute disaster
by 12mps June 17, 2025
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Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.
They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.
Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)
by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021
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Dana disaster

A clusterfuck where the stock comes but the deal does not
The dana disaster is just one disaster for CVS
by Buff Daddy March 12, 2019
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Disaster Friends

When two or more people generally dislike each other and want nothing to do with them. However, the antics of one will invariably rope the other(s) into it, and they are essentially forced to go along with it in order to preserve their sanity, life, or both.
"Hear about what happened with Fred and Michael the other day?"

"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"

"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."

"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."

"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
by LimeTortilla March 13, 2025
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