A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020
Get the Clogged Volcano Disastermug. Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021
Get the Disaster Magnetmug. by jessssssc August 7, 2019
Get the downstairs disastermug. To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.
by Craig10 December 3, 2021
Get the Robert Pastor Disastermug. Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...
Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
by i am most likely god August 15, 2024
Get the angel face disastermug. The result of a music producers attempt to create innovative music through unconventional collaboration between different cultural styles, trends and other phenomena in hopes that the novelty of the work will capture attention of consumers.
Usually this innovation stays within familiar boundaries in order to avoid testing any actual comfort zones of the listener, resulting in an uninspired, overplayed marketing gimmick which, at least in principle, would actually be offensive to many individuals provided anyone actually took the time to think about it as something other than a marketable product.
Usually this innovation stays within familiar boundaries in order to avoid testing any actual comfort zones of the listener, resulting in an uninspired, overplayed marketing gimmick which, at least in principle, would actually be offensive to many individuals provided anyone actually took the time to think about it as something other than a marketable product.
A sarcastic account of a cultural disaster would resemble something similar to the statement concerning the music video for the Lady Gaga song "Telephone" that follows: "I love how Lady Gaga, Beyonce and some of their backup dancers wear torn up American flags as costumes while dancing in a bar where the plot indicates they just murdered all the patrons, while singing about the perils of people trying to call your cell phone while you are drunk at a club. It conveys respect for themselves, pride for their nation and, most important of all, makes a lot of sense."
See also: Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho
See also: Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho
by Brian Seacrest April 15, 2010
Get the Cultural Disastermug. One who goes to the scene of crimes, natural disasters, etc just for the public attention they get for being on scene.
1) "Steve went to the burnt down ruins of my house just to instagram and say pray for Tom"
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."
by death hunter November 23, 2013
Get the disaster whoremug.