Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of a person who is always prepping for worst case scenarios and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

“You know Carol? She’s disaster forward. She’s always prepared.”

“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”

by anonymous February 10, 2023

Connecticut Disaster

A disaster that is unique and exclusive to Connecticut.

New Haven & Hartford the insanity reigns in Connecticut Disaster.

by CathayJule April 7, 2021

Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

disaster

Use word for when something goes wrong or you have to do something you don't want to do

"There's school tomorrow"
"Disaster"

by Stardium March 4, 2024

disaster

The Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Finals vs the Florida Panthers

The Oilers can't even break out of their zone vs the Panthers, this team's a disaster

Edmonton needs goaltending and defence asap cuz this teams an absolute disaster

by 12mps June 17, 2025

Dana disaster

A clusterfuck where the stock comes but the deal does not

The dana disaster is just one disaster for CVS

by Buff Daddy March 12, 2019

Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.

They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022