disaster

The Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Finals vs the Florida Panthers

The Oilers can't even break out of their zone vs the Panthers, this team's a disaster

Edmonton needs goaltending and defence asap cuz this teams an absolute disaster

by 12mps June 17, 2025

Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.

Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.

by Shmecca October 11, 2019

Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.

They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

angel face disaster

Lana Del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place …

Greg: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?

Max: Yeah, no. She’s an angel face disaster. I wouldn’t if I were you…

by anonymous August 15, 2024

disaster darling

A phrase used by Craig Revel Horwood on Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars for when he’s in his usual shitty mood.

That was a disaster darling!

by Gameshow Loving VTuber Guy December 27, 2023

hole disaster

when a pussy is nasty looking or disformed

hey how was that chic you hooked up with?

she was a hole disaster

by jrebel February 20, 2011