Get the Beautiful disaster mug.Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
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Get the downstairs disaster mug.A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020
Get the Clogged Volcano Disaster mug.Describes a work-style or lifestyle of a person who is always prepping for worst case scenarios and ensuring it doesn’t happen.
“You know Carol? She’s disaster forward. She’s always prepared.”
“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”
“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”
by anonymous February 10, 2023
Get the Disaster forward mug.Disaster-e-Azam Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning
His films have impacted more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in os
He is The ultimate Disaster-E-Azam far more threatening than Global warming
Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood
His films have impacted more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in os
He is The ultimate Disaster-E-Azam far more threatening than Global warming
Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood
Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood
by badnaam_benaam July 3, 2019
Get the Disaster-E-Azam mug.The loss of interest in donating money for relief, volunteering time to help survivors or general interest in media coverage for multiple natural or man-made disasters. You feel guilty for losing interest and legitimate concern for the people affected, but numerous events back to back is exhausting. natural disaster, man-made disaster, hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, shooting, terrorism, terrorist act, bombing, explosion, mass casualty
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