disastered kids

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maturita project 2022

a group of young people totally ruined by life

Adela: Oh, my dissertation is disaster.
Kaja: Well, mine too.
Adela: Does it means we are disastered kids now?

by adel_deer April 4, 2022

Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.

This is a 100 percent Robert Pastor disaster.

by Craig10 December 3, 2021

downstairs disaster

a case of diarrhea

"Don't eat too many mints at once, it'll end in a downstairs disaster."

by jessssssc August 7, 2019

Disaster Magnet

Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.

"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".

The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.

by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021

Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

Beautiful disaster

Unplanned pregnancy

Will my child be the result of a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma May 26, 2021

Housing Disaster

A term coined by Irish President Michael D Higgins, describing the housing crisis in Ireland created by Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s inaction and apathy towards the general public.

Viva Présidente!
Viva Uachtarán na hÉireann!

“It isn’t a crisis anymore, it is a disaster, a housing disaster”

by Nadine Coyle’s passport June 17, 2022