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disaster

Use word for when something goes wrong or you have to do something you don't want to do
"There's school tomorrow"
"Disaster"
by Stardium March 4, 2024
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Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.
They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.
Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)
by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021
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Disaster Magnet

Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".

The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021
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downstairs disaster

"Don't eat too many mints at once, it'll end in a downstairs disaster."
by jessssssc August 7, 2019
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Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"
by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020
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Naturally disaster your emotions

When one completely obliterates another's emotions
Don't even get me started son before i Naturally disaster your emotions
by SWAGAHOLIC + 100 January 11, 2012
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