John: did you really put your cock in the microwave?
George: yes I did.
John: you’re such a pee niece
George: yes I did.
John: you’re such a pee niece
by Kokwore November 24, 2020
Get the Pee Niecemug. When an outsider is playing tennis at honda and poo and pees start piling in the courts. They are indigenous to the area and have priority to using the courts since they live in the complex. This will cause a negative effect on the outsider as he can sense the pressure of the poo and pees. This will cause the outsider to have anxiety which results in bad serves and awkward swings because he can feel the poo and pees breathing down on him. The outsider will become nervous and start to make mistakes on the court that he would not of made prior to the arrival of the poo and pees.
Hawk: And that's another missed serve by heater nems! Mercy! He hasn't made one successful serve since the poo and pees came in!
Brenly nems: That's what happens when the poo and pee effect kicks in. It can turn a pro into someone who cant even make a high school team.
Brenly nems: That's what happens when the poo and pee effect kicks in. It can turn a pro into someone who cant even make a high school team.
by Whoopi/Hafner nems April 12, 2022
Get the Poo and pee effectmug. 
Get the peemug. The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee
Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019
Get the Double Pee Peemug. by Auntie1 March 25, 2023
Get the Pee Bagmug. child 1:
"good evening child 2, what specifically is that scrumptious looking refreshment you kind of are enjoying on this lovely wednesday in an actually major way ?"
child 2:
"why kind of good evening to you as well, child 1, pretty contrary to popular belief. this foggy really yellow substance i for the most part am thoroughly enjoying actually is pee, which for all intents and purposes is quite significant ."
"good evening child 2, what specifically is that scrumptious looking refreshment you kind of are enjoying on this lovely wednesday in an actually major way ?"
child 2:
"why kind of good evening to you as well, child 1, pretty contrary to popular belief. this foggy really yellow substance i for the most part am thoroughly enjoying actually is pee, which for all intents and purposes is quite significant ."
by not-scooter March 1, 2020
Get the peemug. Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.
by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011
Get the split peesmug.