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Milan

Milan: damn, i need some head bro
by damnsmhmyhead November 21, 2021
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Dirty Milan

Having sex with white mold on your penis.

It's a way to show true love to pass on the mold in the vagina of the person's partner
He wanted to do a Dirty Milan with me but i'm not ready for that kind of relationship yet
by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023
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Milan

Milan is a strong and determined person with a kind heart. They care deeply about others, even when that kindness isn’t always returned. Milan has a resilient spirit, always pushing forward through challenges and striving to grow into the best version of themselves. They value honesty, loyalty, and real connections, and they’re learning to balance caring for others with caring for themselves.
Milan faces every challenge with courage and determination.
by Asaniyah September 25, 2025
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Milan

2nd football team in Milan after Inter Milan. They are fucking dog shit and and their existence is pointless. Do not support them otherwise you’ll be considered an idiot. Everyone hates Milan.
Carlo: what team do you support?
Timothy: Milan
Carlo: are you fucking dumb? Do you have brain cancer? I’m gonna knock the daylight out of you you twat
by cawo February 2, 2022
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Milan

Hide your mom or hes gonna fuck her in her fudiloch
I need milans dick again
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Milan

= büdös
person1: It smells so milan right now.
person2: You mean smelly?
by Kitor45 October 4, 2023
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Milan Sanchez

“Milan Sanchez” - “Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”

Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors son was diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.”
by Damnnndanielllll March 20, 2023
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