trump lawyer

A term used to describe low quality legal representation.

"I could have colluded with Russia and cheated on my wife, but all I could find were Trump Lawyers"

by Alpha_Jacks May 16, 2018

lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

by hedonism-bot June 05, 2023

Lawyer

A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.

Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”

*bills client $23k per hour*

by Cyptor January 31, 2022

Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.

Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!

by fernvndooo August 14, 2022

omg mom injury lawyers

The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.

“Wow! OMG MOM INJURY LAWYERS has such an amazing name and they really fight for me!

by surfsuppenguin73 April 26, 2023

bribery lawyer

A lawyer who takes bribes on serious cases and asks for the judge to drop the charges.

This bribery lawyer has been known for working with politicians and other corrupted officials.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

The Lawyer Friend

That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.

"bro your honestley the Lawyer friend in this friend group."

by Skully_Kalish June 01, 2023