Kansas City Slider 

When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.

I came so hard I gave her a Kansas City Slider

Kansas City Slider by anonymous June 3, 2024

Kansas City Casserole 

A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋

Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?

Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole

Kansas City Casserole by swagtootuff September 18, 2024

Kansas City Cheits

A professional football team who thinks they're good but in reality, they're complete shit and they OBVIOUSLY cheat.

(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)

Man 1: Did you watch the Kansas City Cheits play last night?

Kansas City Cheits by conchman August 3, 2025

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

Kansas City Splatters by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

Kansas City Hand-off 

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.

The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!

Kansas City Hand-off by BustyBoy October 9, 2025

Kansas City Bus Pass

When a man hangs from the roof beams of a bus stop with his feet on the bench while an obese woman sucks him off while sitting on the bench.

This fat bitch needed bus fare so she asked if she could do a Kansas City Bus Pass with me

Kansas City Bus Pass by FuckIce January 11, 2026

Kansas City Bus Stop

When a man is fellated by a fat bitch while holding on to the roof beams of a bus stop in KC. His feet are placed on the bench while the fat chick is sitting on said bench. Bonus points if it’s during the day.

Man this fat whore needed bus fare so she asked me for a Kansas City Bus Stop.

Kansas City Bus Stop by FuckIce January 11, 2026