Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.

Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.

by Smithsonian November 4, 2021

Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach

Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018

Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person

Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!

by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

Kansas City Chiefs

The best team in all of football history! Also used for when you fuck your mom accidentally.

Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!

by HeeHEEDUDE February 26, 2024

kansas city sparkler

When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler

Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .

by Kansas boi April 15, 2017

playing for Kansas City

Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.

“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*

by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021