Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!
by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022
Get the Kansas city skull fuckmug. It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.
I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"
by John Conde June 19, 2023
Get the Kansas City Boppermug. The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto”
by Allrightythennn January 23, 2023
Get the Kansas City droughtmug. When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.
Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
Get the Kansas City Shufflemug. The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024
Get the Kansas City Creamermug. by Monkman625 January 28, 2024
Get the Kansas City chiefs fanmug. A professional football team who thinks they're good but in reality, they're complete shit and they OBVIOUSLY cheat.
(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)
(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)
by conchman August 3, 2025
Get the Kansas City Cheitsmug.