Kansas City chiefs fan

A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life

I hate Kansas city Chiefs fans

by Monkman625 January 28, 2024

Kansas City Casserole

A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋

Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?

Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole

by swagtootuff September 18, 2024

Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.

Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.

next round of kansas city steamers is on me!

by just_dug January 12, 2022

Kansas City Mudslide

When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud

I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.

Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.

by Smithsonian November 04, 2021

kansas city dab

Alternate term for a faceplant, specifically on a bicycle.

I was riding my bike off a bridge and then BOOM, Kansas City dab.

by NobelSquirrel June 30, 2017