Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach

Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018

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kansas city dab

Alternate term for a faceplant, specifically on a bicycle.

I was riding my bike off a bridge and then BOOM, Kansas City dab.

by NobelSquirrel June 30, 2017

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Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.

Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.

by Smithsonian November 4, 2021

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Kansas City virgin

Noun: A girl who only will have anal sex so she may maintain her true "virgin" status.

Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.

Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!

by AJ Locke April 18, 2018

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Kansas City Whirlpool

With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash

P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool

by _weegee July 30, 2023

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Kansas City Bopper

It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.

I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"

by John Conde June 19, 2023

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