Texas T-shirt 

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.

Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz

Texas T-shirt by gertrude07 August 26, 2014

Wet t-shirt competition game 

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

Wet t-shirt competition game by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020

Wet t-shirt 

When one vomits or ingests a liquid/food that is thick, sticky/gluggy.

Got mute drunk last night and smashed down left over pasta, and the cunt came up as quick as it went down, felt like a wet t-shirt.

Wet t-shirt by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud April 16, 2022

White t shirt gang 

4 german goons wearing a white t shirt terrorising the locals anywhere they go and aim for pedestrians with sports shirts on

Take your england shirt off and keep your head down mandem, the white t shirt gang are circling the block

White t shirt gang by Megamind caitlin January 8, 2024

get your t-shirt 

for a male to masturbate

Dude, did you just get your t-shirt? Yeah bro, it was mad chill. ; Yo where were you? I was gettin my t-shirt. ; Yo, I heard you get your t-shirt everyday.

get your t-shirt by mr_kurry March 17, 2010

look-at-your-t-shirt 

A phrase used when someone is being ridiculous, sometimes due to the shirt they are wearing

Dude, you cant get that girl, I mean... well just look-at-your-T-shirt!

look-at-your-t-shirt by Dimitrishostakovich May 2, 2010

75 same color t-shirt

Name code for the best deal on a lb of cocain.

-Wassup dawg!
-Wassup ma nigga!
-75 same color t-shirt .
-For sure dawg.

75 same color t-shirt by bathsaltonmyfries March 3, 2017