poor mans crack 

Adding extra nicotine to a cigarette in order to get a high similar to meth or crack. This is very dangerous and nobody should do it. Ever. Of course meth and crack are both very dangerous anyway, as is smoking, so nobody should do those things either.

Joey was using poor mans crack, so after he got done tripping balls he had to go to the emergency room for his chronic dumbassitude and dicketry.

poor mans crack by cbubbles40 June 19, 2011

Poor Mans Valium 

Is to masterbate in the helps of relaxing

I was soo stressed last night i took some poor mans valium to sleep

Poor Mans Valium by Kriix June 4, 2009

poor mans blunt 

A blunt filled with weed found on the ground or leaves found around a yard. Instead of using rolling paper or backwood wraps they use paper or index cards. Normally folded not rolled.

He didn’t have any weed so he made a poor mans blunt

poor mans blunt by KomodoDragonFromEridge March 30, 2018

poor mans lean 

Monster energy spiked with a percocet

Fiend 1: Yo bro wanna get some lean
Fiend 2: Fuck nah that shits expensive just get some poor mans lean

poor mans lean by kill infant sons October 25, 2022

poorman's bundle 

when you buy high speed internet for 35 dollars a month then proceed to spend $8 a month for Netflix and $12 a year for a Magic Jack phone line and using your computer with hdmi hooked to your digital tv to watch your favorite cable shows for free. Thus Spending $43 a month rather than the cable company's $100

"Screw the cable company brother! I'm going with the poorman's bundle.

poorman's bundle by tla1982 December 1, 2011

poor mans six pack 

A plastic grocery bag filled with an assortment of cheap beers found in the back of the fridge, usually brought to a party by a low class individual, who ends up drinking your beer anyway.

What is said Tony: I will stop and get some beer on the way to your house.

What actually happens: Tony shows up with a poor mans six pack, aka. natty and Old Mill. in a grocery bag to a liquor party

poor mans six pack by JCMIKETONY February 6, 2006

Poor Mans Magners 

The adding of ice to Strongbow/Woodpecker cider

"What you drinking ?"

"I'll have a Poor Mans Magners"

Poor Mans Magners by kopman9 July 19, 2009