Politicians

A group of people, of which some are doing their best, but all get abuse from idiots who only look at the worst of the bunch.

'Ooh! I hate those nasty politicians! No, I never read the news.'

by Da King Prawn February 12, 2018

(insert politician here) supporter

Someone who thinks their favorite politician is the best one in the world. Their politician can do no wrong and anyone who supports anyone else is a dumbass racist redneck twig boy idiot

Guy 1: who’s your favorite politician?
Guy 2: I’m kind of an (insert politician here) supporter.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD YOU RACIST SEXIST IDIOT
Guy 1: Whoa what are you talking about?

by Boom stick August 09, 2019

Your Politicians

I have seen video of them reading this allowed. They know what is happening here and THEY LOVE IT. Because they know what it means for YOU. It means that you can be boxed out of having your rights recognized in a subtle manner into a form of abstract slave trade. The door to my prison is attached to a timer and THE LONGER THAT DOOR STAYS CLOSED... The more doors close behind it. And then door opens ONLY AT THE DISCRETION of corrupt, likely mentally retarded people with a tenuous relationship with truth and they will hold this over your for the rest of your days. THAT DOOR, however, does not keep your kids out of arms reach. Like the little black girl running away from and ignoring her mother to chase the dog that was barking at me as I was walking down the sidewalk with a knife in my pocket... Your kids will have to walk past the bars every day. And IF THE DOOR DOESN'T OPEN... It will be because and ONLY BECAUSE... MINE. REMAINED. CLOSED. And the longer that takes the more people are going to choose to sharpen a shiv and grab someone you care about. And that isn't on me...

Hym "It's on YOUR POLITICIANS. They read it. They did nothing about it. They tried to split the baby and it cost you everything. You have YouTubers making videos about gang stalking BEFORE I EVEN SAID ANYTHING and now they have convinced you that laundering off everything I've done changes anything or affects anything I've just said. And just like the 'throw an elbow guy,' the exact instant anyone realizes what is happening to them... Whether it's your kid or your relative or your friend or someone that everyone hates... They are going to see the YOU cannot be convinced. YOU cannot be reasoned with. And the YOU do not care about their lives. Because 'My KiDs ArEn'T rEtArDeD sHiT!!' And they are going to do what I did... They are going to stop caring about YOUR lives and JUST LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO DO TO ME... They are going to take YOUR lives. They are trying to convince you that there is more than one to skin a cat BUT... The ONLY way to skin a cat... Is to remove the skin... Off of the cat."

by Hym Iam July 04, 2025

Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.

You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag

by Qualdo October 30, 2010

The Politician

a sex position;

The female is in the reverse cowgirl position except both his and her legs are criss crossed. All foundations are crooked similar to politicians.

Johnny's bend in his Johnny made had Lesley shaking during the politician.

by Jake&ace March 24, 2024

Kill All The Politicians

THAT is why they are doing it. Covid-19 is likely their plan for when they think the public has turned on them. This is them torturing a dissident after they shut down the country to save their own hides, did nothing to protect your kids, stole from me, collapsed the economy. They are not laughing at ME. They are laugh at YOU. Because you are completely powerless to stop them from doing ANYTHING. You can't sway them. Oh hey, look at that! 2 senators just got murdered in their own home... And their names are the same as my parents...

Hym "They responded to the wrong threat. They mounted a campaign to get the rape porn off the internet though didn't they? They shut down the site to stop me from spouting the Anti-Semitism didn't they? And then they CLEARLY colluded with the media to do this to ME didn't they? And here I sit as they try to erase me from history. 'Kill all the politicians' is why I'm sitting here. Not 'I'll murder your kids.' Not 'People are manufacturing the symptoms of schizophrenia around people.' They sat through hundreds of movies and shows about me but they did not lift a single finger to stop what is happening to me. And they won't lift a finger to stop it from happening to you."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025