When two people with braces start to makeout with each other, both of their Braces get stuck to each other
by Mr.Heat Miser September 30, 2015
Get the brace facedmug. When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.
by TruthManDan April 23, 2018
Get the Braced For Impactmug. by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017
Get the Bracemug. by AntiJew101 March 23, 2020
Get the Glasses and Bracesmug. A form of torture.
Orthodontists (AKA psychopaths that you really can never trust) will let you choose your colors. You will think this is alright until you realize that those colored rubber bands will stop you from eating anything you like for the next week because it hurts so much. Pain medicine doesn’t help. That wax stuff they give you doesn’t help either. That week will seem like the longest week ever. The brackets will tear at your skin, and if the back ones break off, you will have to call the orthodontist and have the stupid wire poke your cheek until you can come back in. No matter how attractive you are you will never be able to pull because those braces are also like a machine that makes you extremely ugly. EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE WILL ASK YOU TO SMILE FOR THEM AND THEN NOT GET OVER IT FOR A WHOLE YEAR. GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
Finally, you will come in one day and the orthodontist will say, “You’re almost there!”
The truth is, you’re not. For 5 or more months you will have to deal with this and they will finally take it off. FINALLY!
“Now just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“What?”
“Just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“For how long?”
“A year”
“Kill yourself”
Orthodontists (AKA psychopaths that you really can never trust) will let you choose your colors. You will think this is alright until you realize that those colored rubber bands will stop you from eating anything you like for the next week because it hurts so much. Pain medicine doesn’t help. That wax stuff they give you doesn’t help either. That week will seem like the longest week ever. The brackets will tear at your skin, and if the back ones break off, you will have to call the orthodontist and have the stupid wire poke your cheek until you can come back in. No matter how attractive you are you will never be able to pull because those braces are also like a machine that makes you extremely ugly. EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE WILL ASK YOU TO SMILE FOR THEM AND THEN NOT GET OVER IT FOR A WHOLE YEAR. GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
Finally, you will come in one day and the orthodontist will say, “You’re almost there!”
The truth is, you’re not. For 5 or more months you will have to deal with this and they will finally take it off. FINALLY!
“Now just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“What?”
“Just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“For how long?”
“A year”
“Kill yourself”
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023
Get the bracesmug. 
Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)
by qveenhopeless May 06, 2018
Get the taste your bracesmug.