the vegas lawyers

A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.

Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!

by Hi 5ive February 19, 2019

Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023

lawyers that win cases

A stupid ad I need getting on urban dictionary

“What’s something that is unreal?”

“Lawyers that win cases”

by Cheeae February 25, 2024

dutch lawyer

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.

That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.

by WalenskiWalenski April 04, 2018

minecraft lawyer

A person who constructs concepts that have to practical application

James is such a minecraft lawyer he lives in his own world and tries to get everyone else to follow.

by mancraft April 09, 2020

Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.

Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!

by fernvndooo August 14, 2022

I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH

Right but your creators are making derivatives of my content and Aaron owns the rights to those... So... If your not BUYING them from him... Do you own the rights to make derivatives? Did YOU think that far ahead?

Youtube Lady "I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH!"

Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023