lawyers that win cases

A stupid ad I need getting on urban dictionary

“What’s something that is unreal?”

“Lawyers that win cases”

by Cheeae February 24, 2024

Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017

A Lawyer's Grief

Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!

Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

lawyer

a person with a really cool career

She is a lawyer

by lawyer133 November 14, 2022

Lawyerism

Thou who knoweth the law

“What? She practice lawyerism or sumn?”

by GrandmaBerger November 18, 2023

Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks

Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck

by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 23, 2024

lawyer guy

When met with discourse in life, rather then communicate with the individual (like an adult) over the issue, the course of legal representation is immediately invoked.

They called to ask my help with a project, but they’re such a “lawyer guy”, I’m worried I’ll be sued for my troubles.

by Felix Longbottom April 13, 2024