Kansas City Shuffle

When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.

Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

Kansas City Mudslide

When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud

I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

Kansas City Whirlpool

With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash

P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool

by _weegee July 30, 2023

Kansas City Casserole

A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋

Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?

Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole

by swagtootuff September 18, 2024

Kansas City chiefs fan

A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life

I hate Kansas city Chiefs fans

by Monkman625 January 28, 2024

Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.

I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'

by MorgBorg February 11, 2024

Kansas City Chiefs

The best team in all of football history! Also used for when you fuck your mom accidentally.

Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!

by HeeHEEDUDE February 26, 2024