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Kansas City Bopper 

It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.
I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"

Kansas City Whirlpool 

With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash
P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool

Kansas City Casserole 

A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.๐Ÿ˜‹
Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?

Kailin: I donโ€™t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole
Kansas City Casserole by swagtootuff September 18, 2024

Kansas City chiefs fan 

A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life

Kansas City Creamer 

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'
Kansas City Creamer by MorgBorg February 11, 2024

Kansas City Chiefs 

The best team in all of football history! Also used for when you fuck your mom accidentally.
Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!
Kansas City Chiefs by HeeHEEDUDE February 26, 2024