The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

Kansas City Cheits

A professional football team who thinks they're good but in reality, they're complete shit and they OBVIOUSLY cheat.

(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)

Man 1: Did you watch the Kansas City Cheits play last night?

by conchman August 3, 2025

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015

kansas city dab

Alternate term for a faceplant, specifically on a bicycle.

I was riding my bike off a bridge and then BOOM, Kansas City dab.

by NobelSquirrel June 30, 2017

Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach

Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018

Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.

Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.

by Smithsonian November 4, 2021

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024