HP

From french: habileté de la pensée. Used in the grading systems across french Canadian schools. used to reference someone's intelligence or a power move using a lot of iq. Often used sarcastically.

Bob: i put a mattress under the window so the girl can get out when my gf gets home
kyle: HP

by Yeetors May 31, 2021

HP Mo

Someone who is always in Hamburg and macht mehr copies than a hp Drucker.
Sometimes he is a Heuchler.
Has an shit body and can not sing.

Oh shit a HP Mo

by Rock Lee 69 November 21, 2021

Hp

Hp means house party witch is a app that you can use to FaceTime your friends.

Hey b you want to hp?

Yea sure!

by Rowyn May 5, 2019

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024

HP-Lovephile

Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.

HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."

Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"

by DataBrawl October 14, 2025

HP

Usually defined as "Harry Potter"
But we all know HP means "Hewlet Packard "

P1: Whats the brand of your laptop?
P2: Hewlet Packard (Or HP)

by 00UVD July 31, 2023

hp

Abbreviation for Houseparty

Oliver: Hey, wanna hp?
Tati: No

by yes no maybe yes May 4, 2020