HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

HP printer

don’t buy it

hp printer, just dont

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 1, 2024

dirty hp

Cumming on dwarf face while she dressed as a Teletubbie,

Gave the missus a dirty HP last night

by Bigdamo1987 April 8, 2023

HP

a lean, jojo, and hollow knight obsessed deerboy. makes short jokes anytime they're around anyone shorter than six foot.

person 1: lmaaoo ur so short!!! doorstopper ass
person 2: stop making short jokes ur being a real HP right now.

by ballscollectivecells April 18, 2023

HP HBP

Shortening of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Person 1: I just wrote a HP HBP based story!

Person 2: Cool! I love Hp and HBP is my fav movie!

Person 3: We should make a HP and HBP fan club!

by Hp_Lover123_Wattpad_Reader April 20, 2023

HP

To take a shit.

Comes from "Hans Peter", which is a more correct word for taking a shit

Boys we are going to make a HP.

by Hp Manden April 25, 2023

HP

Usually defined as "Harry Potter"
But we all know HP means "Hewlet Packard "

P1: Whats the brand of your laptop?
P2: Hewlet Packard (Or HP)

by 00UVD July 31, 2023