Hp

"Hey, are you single?"

"No I'm Hp right now"
"Oh dang, well call me when your done with that"
by It's.totally_not.lynese October 16, 2021
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HP chicks

Girls in Hampton Park are well known as HP chicks. The HP is an abbreviation for Head Phuck coz they are nothing more than a whinging group of rachets who will drop their panties to be able to smoke the dredges on the stem of the glassy.
Indian guy: I feel like a root but have no cash
Maori guy: yeah bro, I do have some crumbs left in the g bag.
Indian guy: jolly good, lets go grab some HP chicks

Maori guy: Choice Bro.
Aghan guy: Can I watch for 5 bucks?
by The South East Oricle December 08, 2013
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Hp

Hp (High Protectors) A Clan on Omlet Arcade acts to be the superior while having no ratios of father figure and Being a crybaby
Hp is commonly used to represent someone who has no parents as example
" Are you fatherless yes totally im an hp member! "
by OmletArcade.gg May 17, 2023
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Hp

Hp is the best brother ever, they are usually the older brother of their amazing younger sister isa, they are awesome in every way and are so incredibly awesome, their sister isa. Hp can be silly at times but they're usually calm and cool, they can be found on the dark web for $27.95 (overpriced if you ask me) and have been known to love shopping online, going out with their friends, frogs, their friends, their amazing, awesome, jaw dropping, baller of a sister isa, and their amazeballs guitar akrisha, hp is known to always have the best style in basically everything under the sun (music, clothes, drawing etc.) He is one of the best people on earth and everyone should be lucky to have someone like Hp.
person: who's hp?

isa: hp is the best older brother ever, he always deals with my tantrums and my materialism, he is my favourite person ever and has always been there for me regardless of the situation, i love my brother with all my heart, he is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me. im so glad to be ending their year with them. (i love you hermano. )
by Ihavethebestbrotherever__08 December 21, 2023
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HP

by wIGZZ June 29, 2021
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hp

how much battery your phone has :)
My phone is at 1 hp!!
by wenis2938743 December 23, 2021
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Hps...jess.x

My tiktok friend who makes me laugh every time I see her videos best creator in tiktok (made by hps..chris.x)
Hps...jess.x is cute not in a weird way(:
by Hps..chris.x March 16, 2021
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