Hp

Spanish slang for hue puta

Me: hey mom I messed up badly

mom: hp ahora que

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

HP

From french: habileté de la pensée. Used in the grading systems across french Canadian schools. used to reference someone's intelligence or a power move using a lot of iq. Often used sarcastically.

Bob: i put a mattress under the window so the girl can get out when my gf gets home
kyle: HP

by Yeetors May 31, 2021

HP

Doing a HP is when you force someone to get with you. When they try not too. Often associated with rape

He has done a HP

by anonymous October 18, 2023

Hp

Hp means house party witch is a app that you can use to FaceTime your friends.

Hey b you want to hp?

Yea sure!

by Rowyn May 5, 2019

real hp

The real stuff of Hanover Park. Not the fake stuff in that Fake HP part. Real things and pokemon that have gluten and kick non gmo out to the curb. Complete opposite of that fake HP.

There's a dragonite in Hanover Park!
NO silly thats not a Real HP Dragonite. That's a fake one.

by AboveTheFake May 28, 2018

HP

To take a shit.

Comes from "Hans Peter", which is a more correct word for taking a shit

Boys we are going to make a HP.

by Hp Manden April 25, 2023

HP Pavilion Gaming

gaming laptop (NOT THE DESKTOP)
very cool
geforce 1650
144hz screen
16 gb of ram
ryzen 5 5600h
512 gb ssd
999 dollars
insane laptop

Guy: bro did you see micheal? he has a hp pavilion gaming
Friend: yeah bro hes so cool
micheal: gaming

by bob boberson but better July 11, 2022