Friend1: (...) TRUE FUCKING STORY!
Friend2: OMFG MUAHAHAHA!
Friend3: HAHA BEST STORY EVER!
Guy: What? Oh no, I came too late. Please, tell me the story. Please, please.
Friend1: Nope, it's too fucking funny to tell it twice.
Guy: AAARGH! I FEEL DISGUSTING NOT KNOWING!