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Smashing Trash 

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.

*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?

Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
Smashing Trash by TrashManDan January 1, 2018

Smashed Yam 

When your girl squats her fresh booty yam over your face and gives it a ride.
Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.

She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.

smashiversary 

This word marks a year(s) after you and your significant other, or maybe even someone random, have smashed.
Wow, I didn’t even realize it but it’s me and Anthony’s smashiversary.

Smashing The Keyboard 

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.
Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.

smashroom 

the room where everyone has sex and leaves the door open.
Jack: yo ima go to the smashroom with Sara
James: Damn bro can I watch?
smashroom by ZlatBurger January 8, 2022

smashberg 

Noun: When a group of eskimos or other winter peoples have an orgy
“Did you hear what Jane saw in Nunavit? She saw a bunch of Eskimos in a smashberg.”
smashberg by TheGreatAutismo March 27, 2023