Jude smith

People named Jude Smith ugly failures that make peoples day worse by existing and have a microscopic dick.

I treasure the time i don’t spend with Jude Smith.

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruth100% December 10, 2022

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Penis Smith

A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.

That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.

by Brink Soul Skater January 24, 2023

New Man Smith

A School for all of the rich white kids whose dads tickle their assholes with all the privilege in the world. Believe it or not, they are actually good at something such as (Spending thousands of dollars on cars, Calling the police on anyone that's not white, Being entitled brats). But they are also not good at things like (Any form of physical activities, Being a good person, and having a personality).

Person 1: Hey new kid. Welcome to New Man Smith. How rich is your family
Person 2: Not very. We are going through a rough patch
Person 1: Get out

by Wyvrv January 21, 2022

smith

One of the most common last names.

"Smith has been the most common last name since 1990, i can't believe it!"

by zooooooooooooo February 28, 2017

will smith

verb - to physically lash out at someone in a fit of anger.

Man, that chick went Will Smith on me! But I kept it together. Got the job done. Totally Chris Rocked it.

by DJ Ron Shaft April 12, 2022

Will Smith

The guy who slapped Chris Rock after getting an Oscar after years and years of acting this Will Smith guy won't be remembered getting the Oscar instead he shall be remembered as the man who slapped Chris Rock.

Tim: Hey is that Will Smith?

Bob: Oh yeah, definitely that guy who slapped Chris Rock.

by canned kfc mashed potatoes March 29, 2022