Ben Smith

Ben Smith is an amazing man! Some may call him Batman, because he's like the dark night and tries to stay incognegro. I, however, call him Superman ... because he got hit by an F-150 going 42 miles an hour and bounced off that bitch like he's made of steel!! His swag is incommensurable and his penis is WAY too big for his body. His love runs deep and he will do anything for the one he loves. He takes his hits and keeps on moving. He ain't afraid of nothing!! You don't believe me? FAFO BABY!!! P.S. he's probably 5 Finger Death Punches biggest fan.

See that man Ben Smith over there? No? That's cause he's incognito!!

by The Bad Guys Girl December 22, 2025

Faith Smith

A Faith Smith, is someone who pretends to be your best friend during a breakup and then gets with your ex two weeks later. Hence the “faith” which is broken and “Smith” a worker in metal who uses people’s trash for their own.

Hannah: She took my boyfriend Leroy, two weeks after we broke up!
Sarah: She is such a Faith Smith

Hannah: What’s that?

Sarah: Someone who steals someone’s ex

by SadietheOGwhiteheeler January 17, 2025

John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off

“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

“ Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith

by Psyducknachos February 22, 2025

D. Luke Smith

Not a small penis… The opposite of a small penis…I mean dear god it is huge… per T.H.

I can’t walk right after the D. Luke Smith!

by TCBWonderwoman March 1, 2025

granny smith

when a women performs a blow job with at least one grape in her mouth creating a very sensual experience for both parties

“wow i have never gotten a granny smith that good before”
“have you ever tried a granny smith? and no not the apple.”

by wantingvenus March 6, 2025

Zach smith

Indulging in a cocaine

Do you fancy a line of zach smith (sniff)

by JHawks March 24, 2025

justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024