John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023

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Headache

The 2nd worst flaw of the human body, aside from the most sensitive nerves being in your balls

I have a headache ow ow ow ow kill me ow ow ow

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 30, 2024

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Virtual headache

A psychosymatic headache caused by a virtual existence.

Muy virtual headache was caused by all the shit I have to put up with.

by Red Yankee January 6, 2021

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Adult Headache

A headache brought on by excessive consumption of alchohol.

Mom has an adult headache right now. Have some money to go hang out with your friends.

by Brielle6464 March 2, 2021

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Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

by Sardman77 June 17, 2025

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Twilight Headache

An intense headache produced by repeatedly rolling one's eyes. Particularly prominent while watching a Twilight Saga movie.

John: What's wrong man? You look awful!

Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.

John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*

by sylvita999 December 7, 2011

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