why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
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Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
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Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
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Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol
Guy 2: ok lol
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