Lectern policy 

A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern

"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy

Lectern policy by the canceledone August 31, 2024

White policy 

A policy that serves as a general prohibition of nudity. Named after Justice White does not include erotic dance or tom foolery such as men pretending with cannons, rockets, or animals.
Not to be confused with Australian immigration discrimination laws.

I think there's a "white policy" in effect, cover that up or use some whiteout.

White policy by WGstyles December 10, 2024

The ageless policy 

This term is used only for the most shit-tacular bands. it can also be used to describe a homosexual.

that guy loves the sausage he is such an ageless policy

The ageless policy by woulja blowme September 15, 2004

expansionary monetary policy 

Getting more money all the time. Continuous money supply because you're ballin'.

As I was selling crack I was experiencing an expansionary monetary policy.

expansionary monetary policy by Micah Bray January 4, 2008

US foreign policy 

a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger

c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)

Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?

Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval

US foreign policy by Uncle Dimma June 10, 2017

The Blizzard Policy 

The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.

Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now

Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy

The Blizzard Policy by Cthun October 30, 2018

transitional governmental policy 

(n.) Making stuff up, pretending it matters, then changing your mind later.

in high school...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "I dunno, im getting married to Jake Veber"

at JFK airport...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "sure, that marriage was onvy a transitional governmental policy..."

transitional governmental policy by zacharydestasolomon January 31, 2022