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White policy

A policy that serves as a general prohibition of nudity. Named after Justice White does not include erotic dance or tom foolery such as men pretending with cannons, rockets, or animals.
Not to be confused with Australian immigration discrimination laws.
I think there's a "white policy" in effect, cover that up or use some whiteout.
by WGstyles December 10, 2024
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Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.
I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking
by policywank November 7, 2025
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News distortion policy

Sounds like a good policy to me.
Hym "Yeah, I mean, he wants to repeal it because they are 'deliberately distorting factual news' to keep the guy who designed the LLM from getting the credit he deserves and the money and to get him to murder children. The news distortion policy sounds like a good policy and you need to sanction the shit out of these motherfuckers. Sanction their asses all the way to the bank. Sanction them like Russian oil."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
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Jinaist Policies

Regulations of the metric system planning system plan to invest your actions in the right probability. Gambling risk are an extreme factor in policies. Has a 70% chance of winning bets from dealers. He can benefit from investment from other individuals if they qualify as religious deciphers. Mutual funding everyday to regulate the right conduct and principles of JINAS.
Kahiem : Can you spare any quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies to regulate my metric system ?

Customer:*Thumbs Up*

Customer: Here's .35 cent take it and go take care of yourself

.35 can include savings that can make a share of more than 7 %

Investor: Remember Be careful out there

Jinaist policies has to be regulated on a daily basis it's the power of one 🕐
by Jinaist Policies April 2, 2021
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Nudge and burst policy

A policy that should be introduced by the UK government to “stop the boats”. A boat that enters UK national waters is nudged back a couple of times and if it does not then retreat to France the boat is then nudged back and burst ensuring no more illegal immigrants, including pikeys, get to Blighty.
Fuck off you pikey bastards or we will implement our nudge and burst policy …
by Cheshire Hardman November 16, 2023
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agrarian reform policies

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by agrarian reform policies November 8, 2022
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A Queen of Hearts Policy

The democratic decision by the people of a nation to remove heads from necks to re-establish control and autonomy in the given nation.
The public had to make the unfortunate decision to adopt a queen of hearts policy to prevent further death and oppression.
by Zabzabcanfly February 8, 2025
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