A Queen of Hearts Policy

The democratic decision by the people of a nation to remove heads from necks to re-establish control and autonomy in the given nation.

The public had to make the unfortunate decision to adopt a queen of hearts policy to prevent further death and oppression.

by Zabzabcanfly February 8, 2025

No P Policy

A preference or condition of sexuality that does not include penises and/or specifically excludes penises.

"Girlcock is beautiful and superior, but even so, I have a personal No P Policy."

by aburbandictionary December 9, 2024

Lectern policy

A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern

"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy

by the canceledone August 31, 2024

Driscoll's Policy

A well known policy used by PadTheLad of Schull to get blonde first years into his bed.
Most commonly used in Angel Lane.

I heard driscoll's policy was in full swing last night.

by ElmWarrior69 November 2, 2023

expansionary monetary policy

Getting more money all the time. Continuous money supply because you're ballin'.

As I was selling crack I was experiencing an expansionary monetary policy.

by Micah Bray January 4, 2008

News distortion policy

Sounds like a good policy to me.

Hym "Yeah, I mean, he wants to repeal it because they are 'deliberately distorting factual news' to keep the guy who designed the LLM from getting the credit he deserves and the money and to get him to murder children. The news distortion policy sounds like a good policy and you need to sanction the shit out of these motherfuckers. Sanction their asses all the way to the bank. Sanction them like Russian oil."

by Hym Iam November 13, 2025

Rando Policy

The policy defining whether a random date/hookup (not a consistent partner) is allowed to be brought to an event comprising of long-term friends or family.

Yo! Ed's asking what's the rando policy for Feather's bday party? Dude's an acquired taste, his last rando was a trainwreck!

by narwaaaaaal March 5, 2024