An unusually large poo.
"Man, I gotta go dump a Zubin."

"Brb, breaking off a Zubin."

"Ouch, I have a Zubin coming on."

"Bob's been in the toilet for ages...must be a Zubin."
by TheCasa August 19, 2011
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A decent guy with crazy long mohawky hair. Average height, apparently has an 8 pack. some people are doubtful. Gets all the girls (ehhhh) and can be nice. sometimes. Zubins are true friends that can be there for you. Zubins are in love with Hollister shirts (a huge rip off), an aspiring model maybe? He is amazing at all sports and a hockey fan. Zubins usually hangs out with a mammoth British dude who people think have a fake accent and runs funny, a Greek guy who walks with swag and has a 6 pack, and a Brazillian dude who some think resembles Jean-Baptiste Maunier. Oohhhh, ladies prepare to swoon. Zubins are definately part of an interesting group of friends.
That mohawk makes you look like a Zubin.

Whoah man have you been working out like a Zubin?
by laughingdudes December 27, 2012
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Have you ever sat at home and felt a little horny? thats Zubin right there strumming at your heart strings. Usually seen with a guitar singing to peng chicks and has excellent control over his man bits. So when you're feeling down think how you could be Zubin, because he's one cool dood.
"Damn all the bitches want me, guess I'm a Zubin..."
by Zuzu101 March 6, 2018
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A fat, little, brown, child with a chode and no pubic hairs. pretends he has a girlfriend and likes to suck penis.
-Woh, Zubin your so fat and brown

-I know, i need to grow some pubic hairs around my chode
by Natasha (Zubin's girlfriend) August 26, 2008
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Wow Zubin is a midgety mouse.
by Karim9384 February 17, 2009
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The act of agreeing to be somewhere then bailing out at last minute.
Tony was suppose to come play ball, but at last minute he pulled a Zubin. We ended up having fuckin uneven teams.
by Susan5000 January 1, 2015
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Wow Zubin is a midgety mouse.
by Karim9384 February 17, 2009
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