A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
Get the your mother cooks socks in hellmug. To tantalize someone's senses. When you want to show or tell someone something that will impress them or cause them to become exuberant.
by The_Siegy May 13, 2014
Get the cook your noodlemug. by chabba October 17, 2006
Get the Your goose is cookedmug. "A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
by theclassgeek November 09, 2012
Get the Cooked your own spleenmug. Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.
Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
by millionsofbrazilians June 01, 2010
Get the cook your own goosemug. synonymous to, "whatever floats your boat"
is said sometimes after the saying,"whatever floats your boat" in order to spin the other person in a weird direction...
is said sometimes after the saying,"whatever floats your boat" in order to spin the other person in a weird direction...
I dont know about you but that bitch is ugly as shit but if you wanna go after that then be my guest...whatever cooks your weiner.
by doubletime69 June 01, 2010
Get the whatever cooks your weinermug. An analogy used to respond to someone who has an odd method of doing something, one that is different to the normal way and different to your way of doing it.
John: How are you getting to work tomorrow?
Bill: I’m planning on riding a unicycle
John: However you cook your chicken then.
Bill: I’m planning on riding a unicycle
John: However you cook your chicken then.
by NoLeafClover June 20, 2020
Get the However you cook your chickenmug.