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whiney winkle 

A basement-dwelling adult still dependent upon their parent(s) who spends their day playing video games and protesting against things they do not understand and do not WANT to understand. AKA "snowflakes."
Less than a dozen whiney winkles protested outside the Trump rally attended by 15,000 people with another 4,000 left outside because they were unable to get tickets.
whiney winkle by PanamaDon September 2, 2017
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whiney low vote 

Someone who doesn't vote but will always complain about the president, without knowing anything about the president.
John: ugh I hate the new president, I heard he has 8 fingers
Bill: stop being such a whiney low vote

Whiney Baby

A person who breaks up with their significant other with intentions of asking his/her best friend out. The person ultimately finds out the grass isn't greener on the other side and attempts to reclaim said 'ex', only to discover said 'ex' has moved on to his/her best friend.
The whiney baby should have expected that what goes around comes around. How could he not expect his ex to F his best bud when he F'd her best gal :\
Whiney Baby by brynnandbacon January 19, 2012

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

Somebody who always complains about somthething stupid, then wants the people who hate him/her to shower them with affection every time they come around. Very much like a titty-baby.
Little Wussy-kins: whiney whiney feel sorry for me1 My anus hurts.
Me: Back off ya little runt and :D(_*_) on your way out!

Whiney bitch baby 

A girl or guy who bitches a lot or complains about stupid stuff.

These people tend to get jealous very quickly.
Yeah, he got mad at me because I didn't call him last night. He is being a whiney bitch baby.
Whiney bitch baby by Em W September 24, 2011

whiney bitch 

A typical liberal; a person who cries and bitches constantly over stupid things, or when they lose a game or a race. What comes out of their mouths is usually nonsense and bullshit, but not always.
Why do the Kerry-voters always have to be such whiney bitches?

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

A rare species of mammal in Minnesota. Often found provoking fights on online forums she professes to hate yet can't seem to avoid going to. Often the creator of flame wars, other local mammals can't help themselves and feel compelled to antagonize. The whiney whiney feel sorry for me then plays the victim for pity which is where it derives its name.
Emma or bitchcactus is an example of a whiney whiney feel sorry for me.