warped tour

warped tour is dead and gone

the warped tour used to be a place, where as a young punk i used to go to get my ass schooled by older people and enjoy true punk music with a handfull of miscreants who abused the title of punk, but unfortunately now the entire lineup of the warped tour seems to be a bunch of bands who appeal to suicidal pre self actualized children who cry to their sorry excuse dfor punk noise while their parents plan their ivy league education, it is a fuckin shame...

by Field April 13, 2006

warped tour

A tour that used to be punk rock. Now, the line up is awful and a disgrace to the punk scene.

Dude, what's with all these kids wearing tight jeans and faux hawks? What has happened to the Warped Tour?!?!?!?!?

by regs June 25, 2005

warped tour

a collection of some of the worst "bands" in the music industry

guy: dude!(brushes back hair) did you go to the warped tour?

me: naw. homey don't play that.

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

warped tour

AKA Pepsi presents "Punk Fest"

"Hey! Lets pay 30 bucks to go to the warped tour and see a bunch of half descent bands play half hour sets and pay 10 bucks for small bottles of water!"

by Crimpteen April 19, 2006

warped tour

1. An emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights.

2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.

Kid 1: "Where are the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "I think someone said something about Warped Tour going on today."

Kid 1: "Good, now I can go a day without kicking someone's ass!"

by Junk28 November 20, 2007

warped tour

A giant emo/screamo/ska/indie fest where lonely kids can come and dance like retards and spray each other with their wrist blood. Many people know about Warped Tour, but many think nothing of it. Emo is NOT punk, it is it's own genre. That's why all the little emo boys and girls go because they can feel so wanted there, as they are not in real life.

Kid: "Where are all the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, Warped tour is today."

Kid: "Oh good, now we can have a normal day at school."

by Bunker28 December 08, 2007

Warp Touring it

When one goes without showering for days or possibly weeks. Similar to what bands on Warped Tour do because of lack of showers.

Mike: I've been Warp Touring it since last Friday!

Adam: Dude, go take a shower already, you smell like ass.

by abpersonality February 11, 2010