Volatile is such a sexy bitch.
by Namjama February 17, 2003
Get the Volatilemug. An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.
Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
by cmoney55 December 07, 2011
Get the volatile vaginamug. A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.
I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!
by lovescalifornia November 04, 2009
Get the volatile blondemug. When you eat something that disagrees with your stomach, then you’re on and off the pot with liquid shits or diarrhea
by Rocket6488 February 12, 2019
Get the volatile assmug. Alcoholic drink mix of 12oz. of Blue Gatorade and a 1.5oz shot of 151 proof rum/bourbon. Extremely tasty, somewhat mild. Could be interchanged with other Gatorade flavors as well.
-My friend Blake and I were drinking some Volatile
Crocodile last night. Man we got so wasted!
-Me: Dude is Jesse drunk??
-Friend: Yeah bro! He was shooting some Volatile Crocodile!
Crocodile last night. Man we got so wasted!
-Me: Dude is Jesse drunk??
-Friend: Yeah bro! He was shooting some Volatile Crocodile!
by Steve Irwin :3 June 21, 2012
Get the Volatile Crocodilemug. U a volatile ou
by Sea darkie July 05, 2022
Get the Volatile oumug. A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.
Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.
by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013
Get the Volatile Jizz Bathmug.