The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?
Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...
Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...
Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
by Madfat September 21, 2007
The period of time between when your alarm clock initially wakes you up (you turn it off instead of hitting 'snooze'), and when you actually get out of bed. After it's off and you're still lying there 'resting your eyes for a couple more minutes' you risk the chance of falling back asleep without an alarm clock to wake you up this time.
Jim: Why were you 15 minutes late today?
Bob: I woke up on time, but then I had unprotected snooze and, well, you know the rest.
Bob: I woke up on time, but then I had unprotected snooze and, well, you know the rest.
by Rutherford Jones June 9, 2009
1.) Guy #1: I had sex last night.
Guy #2: Did you use a jimmy hat?
Guy #1: Of course not.
Guy #2: So you had unprotected sex?
Guy #1: ...is there any other kind?
2.) Guy #1: I had unprotected sex with a Brazilian transsexual.
Guy #2: You have HIV now.
Guy #2: Did you use a jimmy hat?
Guy #1: Of course not.
Guy #2: So you had unprotected sex?
Guy #1: ...is there any other kind?
2.) Guy #1: I had unprotected sex with a Brazilian transsexual.
Guy #2: You have HIV now.
by BigGrabby August 18, 2009
by The Commodore August 27, 2008
A double Cheeseburger and Spicy McChicken. Simply split the double cheeseburger between the two meat patties and place the Spicy McChicken inbetween the two meat patties and enjoy. Different than McGangBang because there is a spicy mcchicken instead of a mcchicken. The spicy represents a possible STD contracted during the McGangBang. Hense UNPROTECTED McGangBang.
McDonalds Employee: What would you like to order?
You: I would like a Unprotected McGangBang please.
Mentally Handicaped McDonalds Employee: A double cheeseburger and Spicy McChicken?
You: Yes, please
You: I would like a Unprotected McGangBang please.
Mentally Handicaped McDonalds Employee: A double cheeseburger and Spicy McChicken?
You: Yes, please
by psubigtimechuck July 11, 2008
Type of lunch that you have with the opposite sex for the first time. If the meeting place for lunch is in a bad part of town (hookers on Queensway) or the restaurant is dicey, you may be having unprotected lunch.
Jenn:
I'd love to have lunch with you Jay but that part of town is gross.
Jay:
I understand, I wasn't really down for having unprotected lunch on our first date either.
I'd love to have lunch with you Jay but that part of town is gross.
Jay:
I understand, I wasn't really down for having unprotected lunch on our first date either.
by Cumbersnatched December 3, 2019
The kind of sex you should have if you want to have children. However, there is also the risk of potentially getting an STD.
Matthew and Ashley had Unprotected Sex because they wanted to have children, but instead they got an STD.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021