Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine
by Grasshole September 11, 2019
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The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping!
I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.
I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.
by Giada D. August 13, 2009
To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.
by smik2 January 22, 2009
"C'mon brah...you gonna hoop that shit or what? I can't hold up the bottle of KY forever."
"Maaan...hooping is so dirty."
"Maaan...hooping is so dirty."
by Audiovox Telus February 19, 2006
One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.
Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep
by jolly roger69 November 19, 2010