Thermonuclear Transmodification Device

A device that transmodifies things using the power of thermonuclear energy.

BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!

by Random Twoddle August 31, 2005

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Thermonuclear Cheese

A suspicious type of cheese. Also Thermonuclear-active, Nuclear-Active, Radio-Active and xX_GameSlayer_Xx Inactive.

ඞ: amogus
ඞ 2: Thermonuclear Cheese
ඞ: im leaving you.
ඞ 2: That's kinda sus ngl
ඞ: I will be with Joe
ඞ 2: Who's Joe
ඞ: iFucked Joe mama

by ඞ 2 June 8, 2021

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thermonuclear fronthand

a slap with such force it can cook a raw chicken

friend 1:i gave jon a thermonuclear fronthand and now hes dead.

friend 2: WHY?!?!

by zach :egg: October 11, 2021

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Ahem... this is just yet another threat from an owner of a "popular" social media platform. I shall not name them for fear of me getting served one of these "thermonuclear lawsuits", but their name rhymes with seal-on-tusk.

I'm not gonna just sue you, I'm gonna file a thermonuclear lawsuit on you!!! (Draconian Organ music playing in the background :/ )

by TallGing November 18, 2023

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Thermonuclear death breath

The unmistakable smell from the mouth of a person with rotting teeth.

Since Jay’s teeth started going south he’s got that thermonuclear death breath!

by VitoVane November 6, 2018

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thermonuclear ass

Thermonuclear ass occurs when you eat a shit load of taco bell with diablo sauce and you obliterate your toilet and everything within a two mile radius of ground zero at three in the morning

Dude i ate twenty bucks worth of Taco Bell last night and got some thermonuclear ass going on…….i think I killed the neighbors cat and my toilet in one go.

by Shitbox209 May 11, 2023

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