Thermonuclear Transmodification Device

A device that transmodifies things using the power of thermonuclear energy.

BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!

by Random Twoddle July 30, 2005

Thermonuclear Cheese

A suspicious type of cheese. Also Thermonuclear-active, Nuclear-Active, Radio-Active and xX_GameSlayer_Xx Inactive.

ඞ: amogus
ඞ 2: Thermonuclear Cheese
ඞ: im leaving you.
ඞ 2: That's kinda sus ngl
ඞ: I will be with Joe
ඞ 2: Who's Joe
ඞ: iFucked Joe mama

by ඞ 2 June 08, 2021

thermonuclear ass

Thermonuclear ass occurs when you eat a shit load of taco bell with diablo sauce and you obliterate your toilet and everything within a two mile radius of ground zero at three in the morning

Dude i ate twenty bucks worth of Taco Bell last night and got some thermonuclear ass going on…….i think I killed the neighbors cat and my toilet in one go.

by Shitbox209 May 12, 2023

Thermonuclear Destruction

What happens when you kick a man in the balls right before he nuts on his computer.

Bruh did you hear that Lucas's mum caught him in 4K and made him Thermonuclear Destruction?

by WinstonIsDead December 06, 2021

Thermonuclear death breath

The unmistakable smell from the mouth of a person with rotting teeth.

Since Jay’s teeth started going south he’s got that thermonuclear death breath!

by VitoVane November 07, 2018

thermonuclear lawsuit

Ahem... this is just yet another threat from an owner of a "popular" social media platform. I shall not name them for fear of me getting served one of these "thermonuclear lawsuits", but their name rhymes with seal-on-tusk.

I'm not gonna just sue you, I'm gonna file a thermonuclear lawsuit on you!!! (Draconian Organ music playing in the background :/ )

by TallGing November 19, 2023

thermonuclear fronthand

a slap with such force it can cook a raw chicken

friend 1:i gave jon a thermonuclear fronthand and now hes dead.

friend 2: WHY?!?!

by zach :egg: October 11, 2021