Pavement Testimony

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

by Lukenestler September 21, 2008

Testimoney

n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.

2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon

Corey B. King
@coreybking

@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?

8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13

by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013

testiphony

to give false testimony

President Clinton gave testiphony when he pointed his finger at the American public and said,"I did not have sex with that woman."

by Boss Brian May 3, 2009

textimony

Verb- A very large text message.

Plural- Textimonies.

Example 1: Please don’t sending me a Textimony..

Example 2: Bitch keeps spamming me with Textimonies!

by kinglion102 January 8, 2014

Textimonial

This is a text, ranging from long to very short, confessing something that he/she could not otherwise do face-to-face.

"He sent her a long textimonial, confessing his true love."

"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"

by michaliann September 15, 2009

Testiphony

A testimony given that is known to not be true.

Rod Blagojevich gave his testiphony today in court.

by GParker February 18, 2009

testemonial

the act of a teste providing a recommendation for you or your business

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These yiotches aint gettin my testemonial!

by scrotiemcboogerballs69 June 17, 2010