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strongbow dark fruits

Typical LAD loves FIFA And the sesh. Wears Silk silk and 11 degrees. Is buzzing for Ibiza with the boiis. Always asking girls for their snapchats. Cut them and they will bleed Strongbow Dark Fruits. Male equivalent of fiat 500
Wow that Luke guy at uni is so strongbow dark fruits, he’s just put “someone talk” on his Snapchat story

Strongbow dark fruits

Males that drink this in the pub are certainly having gay sex with one another
Oh they’re so strongbow dark fruits

Strongbow Effect 

When you’ve had 11 strongbow’s and you manage a business like the search party for Madeline McCann
You’ve had a Strongbow Effect there; wait for a proper manager
Strongbow Effect by Lolwindoweo October 8, 2023

The Strongbow Challenge 

A drinking game originating in Headington, Oxford.

The game consists of passing a 2 litre bottle of ice-cold Strongbow cider round a group of 4 - 8 people. The object of the game is to down as much as possible during your turn whilst the other players taunt you, insult you, poke you, tickle you, make jokes about your mother and generally try to make you spill cider all over your face. Works best if players are already drunk. (Also much more amusing this way.)

Common side effects of playing are violently painful brainfreeze, crying, projectile vomiting and becoming utterely wasted very, very quickly.

There is no real winner in the Strongbow Challenge.
"I haven't been crying - I just played The Strongbow Challenge!"

"I just played The Strongbow Challenge with Laurence and now I feel as if I have been knifed in the brain."

"I'm NEVER playing the Strongbow Challenge again!"

strongbad 

One of the most influential figures of internet cartoons. also the inventor of such characters as Trogdor and the award-winning independant comic: "Teen Girl Squad"
-I totally love Strongbad. He's my idol
strongbad by Takezo November 16, 2003

Strongbad 

an internet catoon character on homestarrunner.com he is the most influncial character on the internet today. He answers e-mails from fans weekly and makes fun of their bad grammer. He is also the creator of Trodgor, Teen Girl Squad, and Stinkoman. He has his very own The Cheat. and often beats up homestarrunner and, his brother, Strong Sad
Strongbad created Trogdor, the best dragon ever.
Strongbad by Jacob September 3, 2004