The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.
by Teflon Johnny February 10, 2014
by kajoe December 7, 2010
by Corey Roska March 17, 2006
Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.
Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox
by SapDMan January 30, 2017
by cedric roger April 7, 2005
person one: Why'd you log off facebook chat?
person two: Firefox went all Magnum Solstice and I had to force quit.
person two: Firefox went all Magnum Solstice and I had to force quit.
by SatanKittytheOmniscient June 14, 2010
When a person's mood is lowered for a significant amount of time due to playing OneShot (more specifically, the solstice ending) for the first time.
by whitecyclosa May 7, 2021