socks

things that go on your feet and should not be used otherwise.

my socks keep my FEET warm

by leah December 02, 2003

socking it

When a lone man who receives little attention ejaculates in public with a sock over his penis.

Kevin was socking it during the puppet sex scene in Team America.

by JCM Crew June 01, 2006

to sock

to beat up/fight a person

“im tempted to sock this bitch across the face”
“don’t test me, i’ll sock your ass”
“i really want to sock a hoe right now”

by explodedelmo August 26, 2019

Sock

Device used to soak up any and all wet spots on the kitchen floor.

Ah dammit I stepped in another wet spot walking through the kitchen. Oh well, at least my sock dried it up.

by pfleeger2010 March 05, 2012

Socks

Things you use for protection when you don’t have any condoms.

Man I love my Socks!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Sock

Some Other Cunts kid

Do you think Morgan’s falcon is still running? He has to go pick up his sock from school

by 2-343 Yrtanfni March 11, 2021

sock

1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.

2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.

1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."

2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."

by desperryado October 03, 2005