by john butface October 11, 2009
(must be said with airquotes or written with quotes) Code for getting legal pot in Colorado for an out-of-state visitor
Jane: Oh, going to Colorado, eh? What will you be doing there?
Dick: Going "skiing".
Jane: Nice. I wish I could "ski" with you, but I am stuck here, in our lame, conservative state.
Dick: Going "skiing".
Jane: Nice. I wish I could "ski" with you, but I am stuck here, in our lame, conservative state.
by Big Bad D. January 10, 2014
The act that involves moving to second base, which means a female/male placing both hands on two other males penis's and stroking vigorously until ejaculation occurs. This can be done sitting or standing in any desired position. The harder and faster the action the better the skier.
by Sugardaddyrus November 6, 2007
A awesomly wicked sport that can be dangerous o well though ppl do flips or go like 60 mph in racing
skiing
by yankeecandle February 17, 2009
a sport that is just as good as the others.
If you think that snowboarding is better, than thats cool, its your opinion and nobody else should care. But, if you start saying that all skiers are faggots and dumbasses, then get a fucking life. In case you dumbfucks didnt know, skiing came LONG before snowboarding did, and thats why its so damn hard for you guys to get on the lifts and go on long flat parts. they were meant for skiing. Before you insult us, consider that you wouldnt even BE snowboarding if we hadnt started the tradition of going down snow covered slopes. So you can thank us later. And even if you had, then you'd be hiking up every slope because the LIFTS were invented for skiers. Also if you say skiing is gay, and you have never done it before in your life, then how would you fucking know anyway? Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, just so you know, i dont hate snowboarders, even if there has been more of them now than skiers. I know that there are stupid fucktards out there,and I hate them a lot. But most snowboarders are tight, and have respect for skiers, even more if we go to the terrain parks, like I do (because those are fucking FUN). So overall, share the mountain, everyone can use it. And respect skiers becuase they are just as good as you are, if not better. Seriously, skiing is just as good.
fucker boarder: Dude, you ski, thats gay.
skier: you wouldnt fucking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the fuck up.
cool boarder: hes right man youve never skied before either so how do you know its gay? shut the hell up, this dudes cool.
Skiing is just as cool of a sport as snowboarding.
Source: vail kicks major ass, colorado, dumbass
If you think that snowboarding is better, than thats cool, its your opinion and nobody else should care. But, if you start saying that all skiers are faggots and dumbasses, then get a fucking life. In case you dumbfucks didnt know, skiing came LONG before snowboarding did, and thats why its so damn hard for you guys to get on the lifts and go on long flat parts. they were meant for skiing. Before you insult us, consider that you wouldnt even BE snowboarding if we hadnt started the tradition of going down snow covered slopes. So you can thank us later. And even if you had, then you'd be hiking up every slope because the LIFTS were invented for skiers. Also if you say skiing is gay, and you have never done it before in your life, then how would you fucking know anyway? Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, just so you know, i dont hate snowboarders, even if there has been more of them now than skiers. I know that there are stupid fucktards out there,and I hate them a lot. But most snowboarders are tight, and have respect for skiers, even more if we go to the terrain parks, like I do (because those are fucking FUN). So overall, share the mountain, everyone can use it. And respect skiers becuase they are just as good as you are, if not better. Seriously, skiing is just as good.
fucker boarder: Dude, you ski, thats gay.
skier: you wouldnt fucking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the fuck up.
cool boarder: hes right man youve never skied before either so how do you know its gay? shut the hell up, this dudes cool.
Skiing is just as cool of a sport as snowboarding.
Source: vail kicks major ass, colorado, dumbass
fucker boarder: Dude, you ski, thats gay.
skier: you wouldnt fucking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the fuck up.
cool boarder: hes right man youve never skied before either so how do you know its gay? shut the hell up, this dudes cool.
I think Skiing is still a great sport.
skier: you wouldnt fucking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the fuck up.
cool boarder: hes right man youve never skied before either so how do you know its gay? shut the hell up, this dudes cool.
I think Skiing is still a great sport.
by vail kicks major ass May 3, 2008
Being done 4 at a time: one from behind, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. The skier leans slightly forward with knees bent, bobbing and working both poles, and gives the impression of someone on the slopes.
by BD Mack November 9, 2006
by whipperdipper August 16, 2010